Beautiful

"I went on a radio show recently and the DJ asked me, "What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?" What do you mean, "What if?" He continued, "What if you woke up tomorrow and you were blonde, you had blue eyes, you were 5'11, you were 100 lbs and you were beautiful? What would you do?" "Well, I probably wouldn't get up because I would be too weak to stand." Immediately I felt sorry...