Sweeney and Victoria in Unholy Matrimony: Part III - The Morning After

... Mervin: *attempting unsuccessfully to get back into her chair* That man ... everywhere. Ket: True. *pulls her back up* His heart froze in...the bed, Mervin: —and ripped back the curtains and began waving...you forget that you just humped your new bride senseless? I...floor. Ket: —and threw her back out. throwing the blanket from...tantrum before snapping her head back front and center , her stuffed...

Happy Yule Balls, cassie_black12!

...hands in his pockets, Harry strolled back to his cubicle fighting unsuccessfully to...through his mind. "Gnuh." Malfoy leaned back, looking rather pleased and shaky. ...the cheeks apart before squeezing them back together again. Eventually he let one...the both of them. Reining himself back under control, he carefully stroked his... and begging as he ineffectually humped against the table. Almost as if...

Eirenharzt: Part Two

... and examined it, then glanced back at the rose. "How interesting."... pushed the flowers and locket back into her hands. "You keep ... felt like it was doing back flips. Alice stared ashenly into ... Abraxas' shoulder when he pulled back. Her hands were left dangling...something like that. Thankfully Abraxas' back had blocked the birds view...looked like books rather than humped backs of some stalking creature...

[Fic] Into Temptation (pt. 2) - for lizardspots

... them," said Arthur. Merlin looked back at the girls, talking animatedly...open-mouthed and wet, they humped the other's thigh; movements...blush, Merlin thought. Arthur climbed back into the bed and, after...and stuffing it into his back pocket. Nobody seemed to notice...bought. However, as they walked back to their horses, the looks...morning. While Arthur escorted Morgana back to her rooms, Merlin did...

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.... I really didn't want to drive anywhere and as if I could go a whole night without my computer. So I humped my ass over to the store and bought the biggest/cheapest monitor they had in stock. Before swiping my VISA I ... I could return the damn thing, even if I used it. So! I have 14 days to get this POS back to the store. I'm going to get either a 24" HP something or other, or a 24" Samsung ...

Dear Squatch

... also had a second purpose, hence why your blue bear is named "Spooge" bear. You cracked both mommy and daddy up while you humped that bear within an inch of its life, digging your little back claws in and purring up a storm. Even now, you still do it--flopping over on your side and purring. Emmi, your ...

11/29 post

...been roosting on the demon's humped back. He retreated, still struggling with...thing leaped from the monster's back and landed on his shoulder; ..., an arrow lodged in its back. The wizard must have circled ... last. The demon actually staggered back, letting out an earsplitting bellow ... Edo capital soon, and Fai... back north, where his king and ... the wizard almost pulled him back from the brink of sleep....

What Sue Snell Never Wrote

... her eyes. There was no was house with its straight back chairs to kneel in anymore, no longer any closet with...(just flex don't worry it gets easier) setting her back on her feet again. A quarter-sized droplet landed on her sneaker. Time to plug it up, to shuffle-hop like a humped back frog towards home. At least, a part of her thought, so far back she could have ignored it, pretended it wasn't ...

.../65. [ ] You have kissed a stranger. [ ] You have dry-humped. [ ] You have used a dildo, doll, artificial vagina, etc. [...your head? Neck? Lips? Eyelid? Cheek? Forehead? Ear? Shoulder? Stomach? Back? Hip? Leg? Privates? Hand? YOU'VE BEEN KISSED...WHERE? Bathroom? ... Long, passionate, soft. Favorite body spot to be kissed? My back and legs. French or Peck? French. Soft or hard? Soft...

...disappeared into his closet. Noah groaned and flopped back on Kurt’s bed to wait. Why ... shoulder, and Noah fell over on his back without even a smidgen of hesitation. Kurt ... swallowed a bit, before pulling away. He humped against Noah’s hip in a serious ... his boyfriend’s neck as he fell back on the bed, panting. “That’s not ... taking off his (ruined) shirt and going back into his closet. “I don’t know ...