Ten spot

... Timewatch, "Britain's Forgotten Floods", is a right load of old bollocks. This is the kind of exclusive insider knowledge being an extremely... laugh-outs "; " Many mouths make laugh shapes "; " Portraits in urinals, the Latin way ". 10. " Grumpy Old Men " is, of course, not actually aimed at real grumpy old men, who'd much rather be watching Des "Hammerhead" Lynam do his Dalek impression on "Sport...

Movie Meme

... thumbtack out of your chin. Why? It bugs me! You snore at night. That really bugs me. Can I take you out? 6) You'll be one of those grumpy old men sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe, mumbling to yourself, "My ass is twitching. Your people make my ass twitch." 7) I'll agree if you'll ...

Taking the Long Way - Chapter 85

..., turning his attention to the road. “Aww, are you grumpy now? Mr. Grumpy Gills…” “Don’t patronize me,” he mumbled. For ...a week.” “Holy cow. What does your Aunt Karen do for a living?” “Very rich old men,” he joked. “And I'm only half kidding. After her first marriage didn’t work out...already, huh?” Katie nodded. “I think I’m getting old. All of this wedding excitement is making me tired, and ...

...He looked between the two men a little unsure of either...scene, it sounded like the Old Man was on his feet...somewhat helplessly as the two men rounded on each other again...walked up to the three men and quietly insisted, “Gentlemen, you...gripping the arms of either men to prevent any more flares...President rather than the two men in the confined space. “I...mask over his face, a grumpy doctor by his side or...

trojan football

... time. It was ridiculous! Oh it was funny when the sprinklers on the field game on though- only at Silver Valley! Seriously though, the refs are old grumpy men. Lighten up and make some decent calls, please! Jeeze there have been numerous times that we've been cheated on calls this season! Its almost midnight, ...

A Shift in Perspective (6/10)

... open-backed jeep containing three men hurtling past her towards the...what Martha considered to be old-fashioned courtesy. "Thanks, but I...seemed to fluster these UNIT men. She could have understood it...his earlier incarnations being sentimental old fools, especially the last one...blushed. "Better do as the old man asked," Benton advised him...the Doctor was always so grumpy after regenerating. "It's not...

Journalism is a fucking pile of shite.

... ONTD: Suri Cruise has a crush on Zac Efron. Two-year-old Suri Cruise is effortlessly one of the prettiest little ladies in Hollywood–but her taste in men is going to need a little work. Suri has her very ...Imagine writing up a 4 page article about a fucking TWO YEAR OLD. What in the name of fuck. I'm done. I'm just grumpy. I haven't had anything to drink in over a week. ...

pain, suffering, numbness

... him unfortunately scrapes open an old and deep wound, and we'...today: ----- BESIDES SEX - OTHER REASONS MEN CHEAT ( OPRAH.com ) -- In a...of thoughtful gestures," Gary says. "Men are very emotional beings. They...feel appreciated, admired," he says. "Men look strong, look powerful and...wayoflife/10/03/o.why.men.cheat/index.html  ] ----- i try...so when they see me grumpy or paranoid or whatever, i...

Once Upon a Kiss - Chapter 1

... threat to his closet. ‘Hurry up old man!’ Ruki sighed inside his head,... of coming back tomorrow when the old man had calmed down to talk ... watching the screen play through an old rerun of Mobile Suit Gundam, the men slowly began...early to wait on asshole business men and snotty teenagers at the restaurant...may grace his apartment with his grumpy morning attitude. Groaning something unintelligent about...

The Distraction Reaction (1/2)

...he turned into a fifteen year old girl?” She glared. “Barney, try to...these fine athletes presented. Girl stuff. “Men and Han Solo,” Robin said as...the kitchen. “No, definitely not. All men are in love with him, ... seat. “You know, speaking of men in love-” Robin snapped her ... was like a plague amongst men. They loved Harrison Ford. It ... his slump. He wasn’t grumpy, but the position looked really ...