I want some Stephen Colbert ice cream.

Seriously, that sounds good. Plus, I am in a bad mood anyway (general grad school stuff, oh, and being dumber than everyone else TFing for the class, as evidenced by the differences in the midterm questions we all had to write), so clearly, ice cream is the answer. Also, I now need to write a paper topic about King Lear that involves the other readings for the class, and I am totally empty of ...