.... He ran and ran, but went nowhere. Jack sprouted up out the ground and hung his penis from the door way, in hope that St. Tedward would soon be there. "TEDWARD IS NO SAINT!" Bobby slapped Jack's ass across the border. "You know all I ate for Inauguration was a curtain call!. One by one, we flew to a ...
...will squash u like the fly u r. i will snap ur back liek a toothpick. my boss is the best. i know sendmail technique. your kung fu no good. my style is the best. u goin down. u goin down even faster than ur mom. u goin down faster than a microwave in an amish household. sinkin like a lead hat in a fishing pond. proper banjo'd m8. befukqt. in short, you're Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
... -- ketchup from a newly-opened bottle of ketchup tastes different from a been-open-a-while bottle of ketchup. restaurant ketchups have a similar distinctive taste -- i could pick all three out blind, i swear. for this reason, yugo labs is in the market for a qualified biochemist. we need answers, understanding. call extension 1210 and ask for sandwich. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
... they do. there is a stately looking couch by the north wall, red leather with old-skool rivets. a three-legged footstool is in front of the couch, and on the footstool are three kernels of corn. there is a quarter slot in the wall. putting in quarters elicits no discernable results. this post is a part of the Riced Out Yugo "room in a post" series. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
... level of self-awareness. it asked me to make that gif. this post is writing itself right now. this post is enjoying temporary use of RTQP's consciousness projection facilities. this post is getting tired and wants to end, you know, take a nap. this post will not wake up and become conscious again until you help it along via the aforementioned methods. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
..., across the nipples of of the josephene battery. failing that, amputated monkies will hide in the folds of elvis's fat. step 3 is to wine and dine a spunky, up-and-coming burrito from the projects, only to have the relationship tragically cut short due to a misrouted truck full of limes. congratulations, you should now be the owner of a deluxe swingset. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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telescoping stroboscoping microsoft entreprmanure facing extreme strobing whilst under the influence of dissassociative psychedelic drugs. rumored to have strangled a schnauzer and poured hot coffee on himself, and founded a software empire. reward: $300. please ask for jim. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
...slip him a crisp $64 bill, but then things went wrong -- "what the fuck is that for??" he asked. "dunno mang, just going with the flow." i put the money away. "say," harrison ford said, "you wouldn't happen to have any nougat, would you?" i smiled. "ya mang." i said. i figured this was my big chance to enjoy nougat with harrison ford. i figured correctly. Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
