Ode to Bad Moms

For [ Error: Irreparable invalid markup (' ') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] For Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us...