The Rod of Affliction and the Direction of God

...that Beelzebub e'er intends our affliction for evil and God ever meansourafflictionfor good. Most of all, recall that Lucifer is God 's Beelzebub, and heis on a lead. What a ignominious swearword on Beelzebub, when in the terminal, all his energies and travails of wickedness will justify God 's glorification, the very thing he contended against. For God is preparingin this fleeting affliction afar...

Knitting Declarations 2008

... work and pass all day knitting I would hold attained all this - but life gets in the mode make n't you encounter? Since I doed these I joined Ravelry, which is a approval and a swearword. On the top you can research forms, organize your hoard and your queue and increase inspiration from others. On the downside there is only overmuchly pick and enticement and you wind up with a vast queue of ...

Putting The Record Heterosexual

...lawlessly. I make not excused any jurisprudence ledgemans sleep in Carpentersville or anywhere else. I support ALL the jurisprudences of our state, province and Settlement. I 've taken an swearword to continue the jurisprudences of the land and I take that swearing seriously. Carpentersville holds roughly a 40 % Latino population. I was elected to correspond ALL the occupiers...

Fargo Under Water

As I look forward to a trip to North Dakota next week, I am getting constant reminders and updates from my friends in Fargo about the floods. It already sounds like so many have been evacuated and are expecting their homes to be destroyed, but it hasn't stopped the action. Michelle writes ... "This week has been unbelievable. Yesterday, I was standing throwing sand in between a high school kid ...

Mix Up

... is so intense that he pops into every waking hour. At first, I only appreciated his brilliance (he's got a juris doctorate degree, and he's a magna cum laude of a prestigious university) and his witty, swearword-filled remarks. One day, it just hit me: I like him. i like him so much that I think about him almost everyday. A friend said that liking someone is alight, as long as he doesn't affect ...

Fic: Kiss and Make Up (SARA)

...to get some peace and quiet. Stephen didn’t know what was coming. Ray didn’t like what was coming. But if it meant he could shove Asher against a wall later and swallow the smirk (instead of a swearword before he was pushed away) then who was Ray to wave bye-bye to the easy option? “No tongues,” was all the warning he gave Stephen before he took the guy’s face and smushed their mouths together...

Nicknames +a TE short story+

...alcohol references xP Word Count: So far, 457. It will be added to. Pairing: TerranceAnnika Summary: Annika confronts Terrance about the usage of pet names in a relationship. Lulz ensues. Warnings: A swearword, some drug and alcohol references. Also, a very beautiful unhappy prosecutor that DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. These two r-tards have been taking over my mind for the past LONG TIME and ...

FIC: Playing with Fire (Jack/Daniel, SG1)

Title : Playing with Fire Author : Starfirefic Characters : Jack/Daniel Rating : R for not-particularly-graphic, but definitely kink-flavoured slash. And a swearword or two. And just a teency image of imaginary violence. Betas : the incredibly helpful debxena and jadesfire2808 Warnings : What, other than the aforementioned, rather graphically-implied kink-flavoured slash? ...

Fic: TDK: Paint a Rainbow

Title: Paint a Rainbow Fandom: The Dark Knight Characters: The Joker. Summary: The Joker applies his make-up before his proposition to the Mob. Rating: PG-13 for a swearword. Gen. Word count: 807 words. Disclaimer: Not mine! Oh no, no no. A/N: My first ever fic in the Batman (Nolan) 'verse. Feeling really nervous about whether I've managed to capture the Joker's voice even ...

...abs just by laughing at my haircut. i have gained an amazing amount of fat recently but nevermind, it was foreseen. fat is for burning. sec 1 juniors really get on my nerves. i know i am a freaking swearword to/about them but seriously - of all the people in the world dojo, why ask me to help you take off your gi pants. (okay this sounds damn sick to non-judokas) to quote somebody: slap my ...