Poorly placed author notes and copious Mary-sues

... cute and enjoyable. It was enjoyable enough that I was willing to overlook the poor spelling, grammatical mistakes, Mary Sues (they were tolerable), and pretend I had not just read terms like “criss-cross applesauce” (yeah I ... jam into one fic? I’m half way through chapter 4 and you’ve got 3, THREE, Mary-sues wandering around! I can tolerate one or two if they’re not too annoying, but 3? Really? ...

Sortings = Not An Optional Activity

... year student, Miss Rubithiana Black in my office. I thought we had gotten rid of all the Sues this year, but apparently not. Professor McGonagall will lead you there to the death chamber . I suggest...are only willing to be a Slytherin?” Dumbledore sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. All the Sues were beginning to get to him. Perhaps they should just have their own personal house... “As ...

WHO@ Newsletter - December 7, 2009

... where patients have attempted to proposition doctors by sending them a private message via a networking site. W.Va. man sues over use of mugshot - 12/01/09 http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_de tails/article/92/2009/november/30/wva-ma n-sues-over-use-of-mugshot.html A McMechen man whose mugshot won a measure of Internet fame is planning to sue...

WHO@ Newsletter - December 7, 2009

... where patients have attempted to proposition doctors by sending them a private message via a networking site. W.Va. man sues over use of mugshot - 12/01/09 http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/92/2009/november/30/wva-man-sues-over-use-of-mugshot.html A McMechen man whose mugshot won a measure of Internet fame is planning to sue...

Politics For 7 December 2009

... yachts, so be it. 11. Last but not least, the right-wing organization "World Net Daily" is currently putting together a plan to sue the United Nations. WND is the biggest English-language internet news agency in the world, and they are being denied access to UN conventions (which makes me laugh). If WND sues and loses, it could be the beginning of the end for the conservative christian movement.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, finmagik sent to me... Twelve aspergers drumming Eleven artemis piping Ten ghosts a-leaping Nine tonks dancing Eight rabbits a-milking Seven books a-swimming Six mary-sues a-writing Five aile-e-e-een wuronos Four reginald jeeves Three black books Two graphic novels ...and a discworld in a hugh laurie. Get your own Twelve Days :

The Legend of...You know, I'm not sure what.

... pearl. why don't you two go talk to them?" heather suggested pushing them over to the twins. How about we don’t and skip this pointless and repetitive introduction. And let’s skip the part where the new Sues join in on the fun and they all go off to see the Water Maiden aka Juana aka the Queen of Blue Wolves. She has blue hair, blue eyes and seashell wings. Seashell wings. I think my brain ...

Poor Draco. His Twu Wuv Keeps Bashing His Girlfriend

... head and a grey beard asked. “Yes…” Voldemort , who had nothing better to do than decide where Sues went to school, answered vehemently. “Do you dare to question my decision?” “No, my lord, I ... the time to get a new paragraph for his dialogue. {Snip: This Sue, like so many great Sues before her, hates her father. And Lucius starts talking, because this is totally his business.} “My lord, ...

...made me realize I had to add disclaimers and state my position more clearly. :) I feel like the last time, Kinservik didn't pay much attention to the second half of my essay, in which I discussed the criticisms of Mary-Sues and where Twilight fits into all of this. I hope he reads it more carefully this time, as that's where I go out on a limb, and I'd really like to get his opinion... EDIT: So ...

Mary-sue and Gary-stu type stories = easy money?

... in her way without consequence, and she and the boy meet the evil King of Priot and kill him with one stab of a sword and live happily ever after. I should type it up in manuscript form and ship it off to a publishing company. I want to see if they'd accept it or not. *giggles* It might be a nice cash flow for them, just like Twilight. Anyway, what do you think about mary-sues and gary-stus?