Live Free and Die Irritated

...I really, really, really wanted to see a good action film and I had this vain little hope at the back of my brain that this would deliver. And yeah, it wasn't a Michael Bay style stupidfest... the kind where you feel like you've had your brain removed through your arsehole by a particularly vigorous enema process... but it was undoubtedly shit. So, for all of you Hollywood bigwigs who come to this...