Stupid LJ Hippies

I just love it when stupid hippies preach that there's no such thing as a ghetto in Atlanta and you are safe anywhere you go. WTF? There was...Dekalb Mall last night and I commented on the post that everyone should be careful down there since it's a sketchy area. The stupid hippie (filmzombie74) that made the post wrote me back: Really? Care to explain this. I and my friends have been going here ...

Quitting Twitter (just don't LJ at work, then!)

Trying to simplify. Not working. But hear could live before tubes. Here I recite my last Tweets. Read from the bottom, if you will. Which you won't. Just for archival. Okay. # end transmission # I have deleted most of my Twitter contacts. These are mostly people who've not updated in ages, or whom (?) I "talk to" on LiveJournal, etc. # I really enjoy @mrdictionary but this ...

Wikipedia: Devout Douchebag

Someone changed Gokey's wikipedia page to read this: IT WAS CHANGED AGAIN: HERE IS THE NEWEST MASTERPIECE : Enjoy it while it lasts, BBs.

stupid commute

I had one of those cliche things happen during my commute today. I had to brake. Hard. For a mother duck and her ducklings crossing the road. SHOOT ME NOW

Cat, bird, cat and them some more stupid birds.

60 seconds 'bout stupid dates...

Что ни шабат,то радость.... Есть у меня такой вид приключения - Суши,называется. Поехала я,вчера делать суши на пикник. Пикник рассчитан на четырёх человек. Я с подругой,и какие два чела,которых она позвала. Ко всем,кого она когда либо звала,я уже привыкла относиться лирически,но каждый раз и снова эти люди ввергают меня в шок. Мы,изначально настроились на поганый вечер,и сразу скажу,что ...

Sometimes my friends are stupid (in a good way)

About a week ago, while my friends were playing cards they noted that my spray on sanitizer looked like mace. Later I commented, "ya know maybe it would work the same as mace. I don't think hand sanitizer . . ." Thomas picked up said hand sanitizer and directed it towards his eyes and right when I said I didn't think it would be pleasant he sprayed it in his eyes and then got up and sobbed that...

Target's stupid

While I am still not happy that I got fired from Target, I'm am increasingly glad that I know longer work there. I found out the other day that they are going through and firing just about anyone there who's worked at Target for more than 2 years for any moronic reason, except those people who most deserve to get fired. The team lead I worked with got fired because he wasn't being productive ...

...for general web usage, which is probably why I can't find anything like this on the interwebs; it'd be useful for internal environments, though, when switching between QA stacks or between QA and dev and production stacks. Less typing and remembering and cetera. Also, my Macbook has been determined to be not-fried. Instead, it turns out that I killed the brightness setting. =( I feel so stupid.

[fic] What a chance - Reita/Ruki - 7

...: Manxman relationship, uhm nakedness I guess XD Rating: PG-15 Band: GazettE Pairings: Reita/Ruki Disclaimer: I don’t own them, sadly..really.. Synopsis: Who thought hat in that stupid village they hated so much, they’d find by chance their soulmate and the one they’ll be able to realize their dream with?? Summary: “ what’d I say to ...