Cats: Can't live with 'em, surely can't live without 'em

... on the way home. See, the thing that bothers me the most is that these kitties have more toys and things to play with than any one house should have. My condo is covered with little toy mice, stringie things, cat nip, cat nip toys, scratching posts, paper bags with little toy mice inside... Yet, for some reason, they decide "hmm...let's play with the one thing in this house that actually ISN'T a...