Stop right there, thanks!

... the self help/relationship section. When I asked her if she wanted me to hold the books for her, she told me this: "No, I have to send them to jail. That's where he is now, all because of this. He violated his restraining order and I want to show him that there is light at the end of the tunnel." I was so caught off guard that I actually said, "Oh, wow!" So what are your best TMI storires?