Gravity (9/?)

... for trying to be nice. He should just stick to sarcasm from now on. Everyone seemed content... front door, “Hey, Mr. Smile on a Stick, if you don’t come inside you’ll ...the room now. The problem was all the stuff was in a pile, so if you took something off the bottom stuff fell from the top, so they had to ... good footing on the wilty boxes and mutilated furniture they were standing on. It didn't help ...

Zed

..., towards the door of the apartment this time. “And he had this..red stuff...all over his mouth..it didn't look real you know? I looked like ...I picked up the first thing I could find that wasn't a piece of furniture and flipped open the locks. This was insane. I knew it. I should...stand by the door. I nudged at the body's arm with my big stick until it fell off the seat. I put my hand on the door and...

Fic: Ramblings of Crazy Kat Lady-Kat/Patrick, R, Future Fic, Part Eleven

...and a long cherry coffee table broke the flow of furniture. Patrick showed me how to operate the controls for ... that lazy smile that was pure sex on a stick. His warm, chocolate eyes caressed my face fondly as ... time to visit old friends and do some touristy stuff that locals never bothered with. Someone called my name ..., “Because it’s the kind of lame ass stuff our parents get off on.” “Oh, God, ...

NOTHIN' LIKE A GOOD OLE MEME TO LIFT UP SOME OF THAT AWKWARDNESS

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a ... a few cities over!!! come around! It's fun stuff if you like being cooked alive from the heat or ... on, so her and I just stood atop our furniture where our poor confused dog couldn't reach us, ...of jarring for someone who's identified with being a stick for so long. It only makes sense, though, ...

Ficlets

... to be hoping to force the press to publish their stuff by kidnapping one of its bestselling authors. It was all ... it huffed out of him. The photographer tells Nate to stick his hand down his pants, like he’s so relaxed ... engineer keeps above the sill on the doorway, deposits his stuff in Nate’s bedroom (which looks like a showroom at the furniture store), and walks right back out again. He finds ...

I grew up in Washington, D.C. I had every opportunity anyone could want. I grew up in a nice house

...with people threatening them by saying stuff like “Don’t you know who...body became so toxic to the stuff it started having the opposite effect...really pure cocaine and doing crazy stuff, like snorting lines that were ... her hurdling fences with white stuff all over her face, hugging a... because I never wanted to stick around for the questions. Negra ... on the walls and the furniture, I thought she was dead....

YOU CAN'T HAVE A LIGHT WITHOUT A DARK TO STICK IT IN*

...Karin's room is rather cave-like, what with the dark red walls and the black furniture, especially when she has the blackout blind pulled down. It's very cozy, though. ... could I argue with that? Even if Martin and I had also done some boring parts: moving out furniture, cleaning out stuff, stripping off the border...I wasn't really emotionally invested in having to paint the trees. Anders brought ...

Zombies!

...one bedroom college apartment with mismatched furniture. I had painted most of the... “And he had this..red stuff...all over his mouth..it didn...that wasn't a piece of furniture and flipped open the locks. ...we also didn't want to stick around and let the shambling masses...a few bags for us to stuff our pillaged goods into. “Seriously?” ...started walking, Jordy using a long stick as a sight aid, sweeping it...

The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage

... nearby in front of the computer console. Besides those pieces of furniture, the room was bare. Even worse, due to the terms of... high grade. Rather strong high grade - probably stronger than the stuff Optimus, Prowl, Ratchet, and Ironhide drank when they decided they needed... this off? Before Red Alert stops fritzing and comes to stick you in the brig?" Prowl asked, then unexpectedly produced a ...

... a half. And I'm stumped, there. Probably more furniture (Though I am determined to build my own bookshelf ... if they were equipped like us, had vaginas and stuff-- if a man were a woman-- (Mom quoted ... the way it looks. I don't have to stick with whatever "look" it is that's popular (in... legs, good arms, stout, somethin'. (Nothing wrong with stick-figures, really, just not my preference.) And, for ...