New Moon (The Actual Movie Review)

... explain to me her speech to Jacob at the end. "It's always been about Edward." Which reminds me,... she was using him as a means to an end in becoming a vampire. You see Bella is already a... homicidal vampiric bitch, but at least she's up front about it. However Bella is only one half of ...wreck of a relationship. It's the paranormal Jerry Springer. And besides, we all need something to snark on....

[FIC] - The Answer They Reveal

...They Reveal The door opened in front of Charles. That was very nice.... His room, his bed, no Springer, no cheap low thread-count sheets...could get the album recorded. The front door wasn't quite thrumming under...." Nathan gestured towards the other end of the warehouse, and started ...his side. One chair went in front, one behind, and he pulled ... blinds up. At the other end of the warehouse, far enough ...

... out to be. Transformers 1. Springer 2. Roadbuster 3. Whirl 4.... 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Springer, Sandstorm, Scoop, Topspin) are all ..."99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Springer, Twin Twist)? ....terribly enough, either ... probably start it up TOGETHER. (springer leads by example, i guess?)... wants to be. Probably up front, trying to ignore the existance ... themselves? Fixer would get an end seat and would generally keep...

[FIC] - Crash Landing

...In Another Hall . And no, this isn't the end either. :D For everyone who's encouraged and reviewed, ...pizza, and sat down heavily in the chair in front of the mirror. He stared at his own face ...stupid. The boys would never let him hear the end of it if they caught him napping. To keep... that the television was on, but muted; onscreen, Jerry Springer was silently fielding a chair. Nathan was sitting on...

Survey, survey, survey!

...? That looks like it'd be dry! You wake up and find that you are the only person that exists in the world..... You know I be lootin'! You alone know that the world is going to end in two weeks... Live as such. No long-term consequences...could be interesting! Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis? No. Have you ever left a job and stole something before leaving? Hmm. I ...

Sweeney and Victoria in Unholy Matrimony: Part I - The Wedding

..., who sat in the very front pew, watching the former. Mervin: ...: Sands: Bob Hope? Mervin: Jerry Springer? Ket: Dr. Phil? Victoria. Sands: ...reaching out to the audience to end his misery. He glanced up upon..., we’ll be at the end. as she slowly approached him. ...m guessing that’s at the end of the ceremony. Sands: (Priest): ...Victoria to go after Johanna. The end. Sweeney's eyes had not ...

Now with even more fuckery!

SO. A lot has happened in 2 days. A couple marriages, swapping houses, death, infidelity... AND BABIES. OMGYAY. These first 5 screencaps are from Halloween morning. I didn't play much. Just a little. Apple coped with Ethan's death by crying in the bathroom and then yelling at the toilet. Naima proposed to her old fart... And he declined. T_T I thought, "maybe I didn't make out ...

dv, Nevada Desert and Perceptor and Kia's facility, Two of a Kind

... kv Jazz: *Bringing it! And out pop his subwoofers from his back end... only to blast "Never Gonna Give You Up". Yes, you just got ...He's not so bad, most'a th' time... Jes when he 'n Springer get 'n idea int' their processors, ain't nobody gonna be able t'... follows after a moment's hesitation* dvJazz:  *silent till they reach the front door of the complex, and then lets out a little 'Wakka Lakka' ...

Completed Fic: The O'Neill Method (OT4) (ADULT)

... by rote, and watched Jerry Springer and Judge Judy and marvelled ... cascade to stand directly in front of O'Neill. "You are ... mouth, the ripple down the front of his throat when he ... slow strokes from back to front, his right thumb rubbing circles ... he was almost to the end of the document he was ... went to his knees in front of Sam, nuzzling at the ... at last pressed. Directly in front of O'Neill's face,...

Tomorrow The Green Grass • o2/3o

...Jared scramble from the door and down the corridor toward the front entrance. He tries not to think about them walking home in...to Cleveland while ribbing each other about whose family is gonna end up on the next episode of Springer . He meanders backstage to his assigned closet and locks his guitar...this is doing to all of us, but it’s gotta end. Tell Jared the truth, we’re all strong enough move on...