Некоторые наиболее распространенные редуцированные / искаженные формы, характерные для разговорной р

...s'pose = suppose; shuah = sure; shurrup = shut up; gerrup = get up; gerraway = get away; orright = all right; gerron = get on; sonuvabitch = son of a bitch; so's = so as; speaka = speak to; talka = talk to; tha' = that; they's = there is; tomorra = tomorrow; toucha = touch; puncha = punch: You toucha my car. I puncha your nose. => Дотронешься до машины, ...

Drunky Drunk Drunk~

... A FREIND! TRUTH! AT LEAST I'M NOT HAVING SEX DREAMS ABOU SHIKALIMARU. SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE. ♥ WHAT!??!@#1@$>@#?$>@#??????? liESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs!!!!!!!!! I Have NEVER HASD  a dSEX DREAM AVNBOUT THAT MAN!!!!! YOU SPEAKA DA LIIIIIIIES~ THE LIES AND THE DECIIIIIIITS~ ♪ INO TOTALLY WANTS IN YOUR PANTR SHIKA. dont ever listen to her!!! JTHERE IS NO WAY THAT I DREAMED OF YUO HAVING YORWAY WITH...

The Ryan/Keltie Manifesto Part II.

I actually put together this fanmix a while ago, before I even thought to do this manifesto.  I was bored one day and listening to a love song and I thought, why not make a mix for my favorite couple?  I haven't shown it with anyone yet, and when I decided to do the manifesto I thought it would be an awesome opportunity to share it with others that might like it!  The ...

Gorram it!

Learn how to speaka the english people, FFS, it's Vista, not Veesta. That's "Vista"! Vista! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!

ah bebé

...amor mexican, mhmm excuse the spanish - if it appears to NOT be spanish, then blame freetranslation.com i speaka no español, sorrry. also, new friends. hola, chicos :) hola i knew, I KNEWW. knew is... telling me about how her mum made like, hoof soup. NOT THAT JUSTINE IS MEXICAN, however she did speaka da spanish, and therefore, was my reminder. i'm looking at bustedtees.com and loll. if i had ...

Haiku

see the open door the barren walls try to speak a gust of wind blows

There is a time for everything and a season for every purpose under heaven: a time to be born and a time to die a time to plant and a time to harvest a time to kill and a time to heal a time to tear down and a time to build up a time to weep and a time to laugh a time to mourn and a time to dance a time to scatter stones and a time to gather tham a time to embrace and a time to turn away a time ...

Ecclesiastes 3

To everything ther eis a season, a time for every purpose under heaven A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck what is planted A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up A time to weep, and a time to laugh, a time to mourn, and a time to dance A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones, a time to embrace, and a...

i hate driving

... back to hotel watched 28 weeks later found it disappointing went to bed and slept badly got up this morning drove to the school took IELTS english test for irish nursing board realized i don'ta speaka da good englich drove back home did not get lost did get road rage came home tried to sleeep now i have a headache. ----------------- english test was harder than i thought. listening, reading, ...