When Pussies Attack (With Their Girlfriends)

... for his room number. Look him up. I mention that, in fact, if he's been here more than four hours I can keep his money and throw him out anyway. He gets all pissy, predictably. "Well, then I'm gonna speak to your manager!" "Okay, he gets in at 8:30 AM." "I know your manager," he says. "I know him too, sir. He likes me more than you. I promise." He really didn't like that. But really, if you...

What are these icons of which you speak?

It's been forever since I posted icons. (Follow the fake cut to the extremely random bunch of icons)

Five topics

...Flash and Javascript and "Web 2.0" are the pimples of an adolescent internet. And to understand the internet at an advanced level, you need to be willing to understand its pimples. So to speak. 2. The adult uses of children's toys. The important thing here is that toys are for playing with, not just for collecting. There's nothing wrong with collecting, whether stamps or immaculately boxed...

Folie à Deux, Chapter 18/18 | AS/S, H/D | R COMPLETE!

... around Rose's butterbeer bottle and gulps it down. "I'm trying to teach her not to leave her drinks sitting around," he tells me. "It's not safe." "I said nothing," I tell him. "Your eyes speak volumes," he informs me. "I wish they'd stop doing that," I say. They never did before. People know what I feel now. That I feel. It's hard sometimes, having feelings. When you least expect, they ...

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!

...Karaoke at the intensely 70s style "club date" in the village. - Seeing Cee! Such a lovely surprise! - Heart breaking renditions of the following: Unchained Melody, Love Shack, Zombie, Don't Speak, Pony and others... - The winner for most epic performance of the evening: Carly's crazy fucking version of "Cell Block Tango" (hungarian portion included). It was their audition for our Faux Pas rock...

...? eh Have you been in a lot of relationships before? no What changes do you want to make to your life? Are you the one that needs to make them? happier? etc Are you open with people? Do you speak up about things first? sure Do you feel guilty when you've done something bad? sure Do you have the same friends you did 5 years ago? Are they still loyal? eh Have you ever stabbed your best friend in the...

One should not speak ill of the dead. Michael Jackson died today. Rather than comment on the train wreck his life had become. I thought I would look at the stuff that made me like him when I was a kid. I liked the Jackson 5 cartoon reruns for one. I did listen to his music in the 80's like everyone but it didn't blow me away. But the Wiz....now that was awesome. I remember just impressed the hell ...

Game Room Update

... duct tape, she has to hope that someone will rescue her. Tara Marie is tied up again, this time to a chair and gagged with duct tape.  Despite being silenced, her big blue eyes speak volumes... Pretty Sabine finds herself hogtied and gagged on the sofa.  She struggles to escape, but there will be no freedom for her unless someone unties her.... http://www.moraxian.us http://www.clips4sale....

U21 Euros: Azzurrini 2 - 1 Belarus Capspam

... *squeeeee* ~ Fratelli d'Italia ~ Pierluigi Casiraghi was, as usual, PMS-ing The bench was amped up I can see you, Candreva :P Even the fans were amped too, so to speak. Unlike sulking Mario cuz he missed all the fun kicking the opponent yo Pier made only 1 change thanks to Mario's suspension with Abate replacing Balotelli And here's Belarus Lineup Consigli was ...

Here Inside My Mind (Chloe/?, *R*, 9/?)

... that Sam reached out to her, his fingers brushing over her cheek, careful to avoid the bruise that was there. The little blonde managed something that was close to a smile for him. Sam opened his mouth to speak, though he wasn't entirely sure what to say to her, and he wasn't sure if he was disappointed or relieved when the cell phone in his pocket started to ring. "You should... see who that is...