My Bad Plumbing and How I Fixed It By KDD

... that $2.99 extra long allen wrench (recommended by Smitten Hardware Boy) and ..., but I didn’t have a wrench big enough, so I decided to ... of those big old huge plumbing wrench things?” Now why is it that ...I needed a “big old huge plumbing wrench thing”? Both of them tried to ... need the big old huge plumbing wrench thing to get it off, okay... of my KDD Bicep From Hell. SNAP. I got the fucker off. But...

Fic: Breaking, Bellatrix/Snape, R

... now, Severus. I know that mouth is still good for something.” He could bite down, he thinks, could wrench her thumb from the rest of her hand (and he tells himself he might have done so, once, ... place, and another time) but there is the sense of something fraying inside his chest. A red-electric snap rapid-firing down his spine, burning up his nerve endings. And numbly, his eyes still locked in ...

Chapter Eighty-Eight: Pawing Through Dungeamhradh

...the hair, exposing her chin to make it easier to snap her neck. "Here's how this is going to work."... empress, which meant that I would have had to snap her neck, start fighting the endless horde of annoyed water-... threw him off balance, and I then opted to snap the joint fully. He tumbled forward, and I only ... it further into me, and I felt the pain wrench into my spine. My vision began to fade, her ...

OOC: NEO APP

... as say other Noah, you need to really watch out for him. Lately he fights without remorse and will snap his hand out to chop someone's limbs off using his powers. He also uses a tool given to ...of sheer glee. "Normally I'd have more fun than this, I'm sure you understand." With a sickening wrench he closed his hand over the rapidly thumping heart and tore it free of his body. Blood spilled all ...

Prompt 37, Sensory Overload, "Bad Days"

...he realizes a moment later, is a mistake – Winry, the normally unflinching Winry, flinches so hard that her wrench gets caught somewhere in the wiring of Ed’s forearm; Ed yelps in pain, and Winry jumps again , arm jerking at the wrench so that three separate wires snap and, under Ed’s second shout, the pitiful whir of automail going limp can be heard. A full ...

Instant Drama

... Sue Ellen May's grannychild arc to launch a new storyline.... Joe Bob was adopted! Oh snap! ARRIVAL OF LONG LOST RELATIVES Adoption revelations are great, not just for their inherent entertainment value, ... place (be it a setting, job, ability, etc) you can throw an extra monkey wrench in the works. There's nothing more dramatic for a show called Saturday Night Trailer Fever than ...

...the spectacle in front of his eyes is something akin to Aurora Borealis to him. The redhead's hips snap up, his eyelids fluttering closed as the blonde drags the vibrator back out of him. Carefully Kyle fiddles ...Come for me." It takes everything -- everything -- within Caleb to grab's Kyle's wrist and wrench his hand away, taking the vibrator with him. He flips the pair of them over, the blonde ...

Spooky Times at Maison Bulwer

... her. "Love makes a person act crazy, huh?" a young man's voice says and her eyes snap open. "Nico, was that you?" she asks, pinching him again to draw his attention away from Crowley. Nico... the initial shock, Crowley surges forward, colliding with the door and wrestling with the handle, trying desperately to wrench it open, then banging on it a bit wildly. "Hey! Cut it the fuck out! Niccolò you...

THe Top Secret Cosmic Lab Presents: Vampirenspawn

... blink, his right arm was roughly caught in a vice of jagged teeth, the beast doing its best to wrench his arm out of the socket as it shook its head viciously. “Aarrgh!” John roared in outrage, balling ... free of its body. The kid looked on in slight bafflement as the severed head continued to growl and snap while the headless body tried to get back up. He kicked at it, but since it wasn't much...

"All our friends have met their ends and followed demons tonight."

... BROTHERS! Zombie ninjas vs zombie pirates! (there needs to be zombie cyborg dinosaurs, omg. Or at least astronauts vs cavemen). I had so much fun as a Splicer this year, next year I think all I need is a wrench and I'll be set. Jez and Matt (I THINK THAT'S HIS NAME, I CAN'T REMEMBER AND I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT AND I'VE MET HIM LIKE THREE TIMES NOW) gave nerdfury and me a ride home and ...