Cthulhu where are you?

... by two zombies who were hidden in the dirt of the crawl space. With a scream poor Sandy Duncan is ripped to shred, covering Don Knotts quivering form with blood and gore. Old Man Smithers slaps Shaggy silly with a powerful backhand, staggering the hippy. Freddie charges across the way and bounces his wood axe off of the dead man's chest, making a nasty by ineffectual gash in the petrified ...

Exercise 3

... the pistol comes up, settles, blows the top off the banger’s brainpan. Feel a little giggle in your throat as the slumping body drags Jack all the way out of the car. Wince again when Cassie slaps you — slaps you fucking hard this time. She scoops up Jack in one arm, the bottle of water in the other and turns east toward the hills and you will feel something in you die a horrible sudden death....

Palpable Hit; Hetalia; Lithuania/Poland; PG-13

...," Lithuania repeats, in Polish this time. "I don't like his language either," Russia says, and slaps him again. It really hurts. Lithuania's sure he's bitten his tongue. He takes a deep ...'s clothes, and his smile drops away at Hungary's apparent never-ending supply of Austrian chocolate. Russia slaps them all. They wait, politely silent, till he storms off. The house rings with every language ...

... "Girl, you get up and dust off! You can do this!" while she wags her finger at me, makes a face, and shakes her head. I suggest you adopt some inner voice (it doesn't have to be yours) who slaps you upside the head when you beat yourself up too much-- in a loving way! Make sure this inner voice has a sense of humor. Also, be sure to let yourself have a little fun on weekends. I'd never stay in ...

Video: Yes, he's wearing a cape.

... way. Also, hey X-Men! Got any need to teach kids about high explosives? I'm available for tutoring your impressionable youngsters in the way of mutant badassery! Gotta school 'em on how NOT to rely on their cute little power tricks when some Bastion-style yutz slaps a collar on 'em! Boyoboy, what I wouldn't give for an inhibitor collar and a week in the Bahamas with pre-Gambit Rogue...

Transcript: BrOTP meet for lunch

...around his clothes, her lips swollen from his kiss* Barney says: *As soon as the waiter steps away he presses forward again, kissing her again, hard this time, needing this, an instant, even if she slaps him, because she needs to SEE* Robin says: *she squeaks and her hands slide around his neck, not caring, just reveling in him, his mouth, his scent* Barney says: *gradually he moves away,...

Axel 0-4 [accidental joint video]

... in volume. He's basically screaming by the end, anger in every syllable. After his final outburst, the word fades in the air and he seems lost for words, struggling for something to say. Failing, he slaps Roxas backhanded across the face for lack of anything else to take his anger out on. The blonde's head flies to the side, but his expression doesn't change- just stays blank as a livid red mark ...

✩ OHNO BIRTHDAY ENTRY 20 ✩

...your birthday.” Ohno sits up, looking at the clock. “Ah, great.” His smile widens and he looks at Nino. “Does this mean I get to have Kazu as a slave today?” “You’re so mean, Oh-chan.” Nino slaps Ohno’s head lightly. “But okay, as you’re so old now, I guess you’ll need someone to work for you today.” Nino kisses Ohno sweetly, and would have for longer but Ohno breaks it. “Pancakes?” Ohno grins....

interview: sacci and santi

...handle everything on her own. He kept discipline very well, however." SN: "Whatever Momma couldn't handle, Poppa would. One flash of this and I'd be in line." *holds up the pointer finger of his left hand and slaps it* SC: "I'd always wonder what that noise was." SN: "Broke his finger clean in half once tryin' to tell me I was goin' to die an early death if I didn't get down from the curtain rod."...

i sleepwalk because i care

...’s thigh. “If he were crawling into people’s beds consciously, it would probably be my bed.” “I bet you shove people out of your bed on reflex,” Jinki retorts, and winces when Kibum reaches up and slaps his shoulder. “Shut up,” he replies primly. “I would know subconsciously that it was him, and then I’d—” “Shove him out of the bed,” Taemin finishes for him cheerfully. He sits down on Jinki’s ...