That was the week that was

...up with long lost relatives etc. Tuesday, Wednesday not a lot actually and then of course its Thursday, favourite day, photo day. A nice early start, outfits already sorted and its on with the slap. Try a new way with the eyeliner after seeing it on one of those god awful shopping channels flogging Bobbie Brown. Lovely makeup darlings but their colour range is a little understated for a girl like...

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

First person to guess what I'm thankful for wins a prize. No hints, because hints don't count. No prize either, because like hell I'm gonna be able to sneak out of here and live to tell the tale. I'm masochistic, not suicidal, kay thanks. Speaking of which, jesus christ, where'd Marshall learn how to do that? God, I'm gonna need ice, damn it. ((OOC: Inner thoughts virus! Thoughts are in ...

Judge KOs 525G mortgage to slap bank

A Long Island couple is home free after an outraged judge gave them an amazing Thanksgiving present -- canceling their debt to ruthless bankers trying to toss them out on the street. Suffolk Judge Jeffrey Spinner wiped out $525,000 in mortgage payments demanded by a California bank, blasting its "harsh, repugnant, shocking and repulsive" acts. The bombshell decision leaves Diane Yano-Horoski ...

EVERYONE could bitch slap Edward Cullen!

Inertia or Law(s) of Motion 6b/?

...mouth. He stared at it before he took it and rolled it between his finger and thumb. “Do you believe that?” “I believe everything my Daddy told me,” Granny said. Then the bowl was scraping the counter and there was a slap that didn’t sound like much he’d heard before. “He told me I was going to grow up to be an old, old woman and he told me that things weren’t going to be easy and he said, ‘Life’...

FIRST FANFIC EVER!!

... FACE, REALLY HARD! "YEA THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT," TSUCHINOCOCK EXCLAIMED AND GOT A LUSTFUL LOOK IN HIS EYES. "SLAP ME HARDER YOU AMERICAN TWIT" BIG BOSS WAS STILL SUPER ANGRY SO HE PROCEEDED TO SLAP TSUCHINOCOCK EVEN HARDER! TSUCHINOCOCK'S FACE WAS STARTING TO GET ALL READ, AND HE DRIBBLED SEXY PRECUM ALL OVER THE CAMOUFLAGE-...

Lullabye

... in Arkansas. It’s the 27th, and their extended family is visiting for somewhat of a belated Christmas party. Katy’s five months along, due in April, and all the women gush over her while the men slap Kris on the back as a means of congratulation. “Kristopher!” He turns to see his mother approaching, a wide smile on her face. “Kris, honey, why don’t you sing something? Entertain your family.” “...

electric collection updates + charm packing story

... look slightly scribbled. I did them all in 20 minutes, YEAH!!!! But then it was time to get slappin' them on the packages.... uuuuuhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhh. So I slapped my troubles away, making packages customs-safe one slap at a time. It doesn't look like there's 140 packages in there, but there is. I felt bad when I handed the bag over, it looks so innocent, the post office folks must have ...

Happy Cest-A-Thon, gala_apples!

... never quite fallen out of that love. It had eased into a slightly more than brotherly affection and the ironic knowledge his feelings were a snare he had no wish to loose. He gave himself a quick mental slap for thinking about any of this, and another when he realized he was watching Bill’s ass as they climbed the stairs. Bad Charlie, he told himself. There’s something very wrong with you. Your ...

Palpable Hit; Hetalia; Lithuania/Poland; PG-13

..." strip are quoted. The first time Russia hits him, it's with the flat of his hand, a slap for insolence. It still knocks Lithuania back and jars his teeth together. "I don't like your ...* Russia has changed. Something has broken in him, Lithuania thinks. He no longer answers insolence with a slap or threats. Now he hits out before a single word is said, a single glance intercepted. He ...