Happy Birthday Charles: Part 1/4

...." Nathan looked at Charles.  He had that pained expression on his face again.  The one Murderface said looked like he was shitting lemons full of broken glass.  Shitting lemons full of broken glass .  That was a cool song title.  But he'd better leave. "Uh, bye," he said, as he hauled himself out...

150 rules you can TRY to tell Russia to follow

... my France, Hungary, Bulgaria, Belarus, Prussia, and Romano, I finally did it. Please enjoy! 1. Telling America that if he doesn't shut up a pipe will go so far up his ass he will be shitting tin cans for a week is not viewed as diplomatically polite. 2.-Unless America is alone 3. Latvia is not to be used as a footstool, no matter how close he is to the ground 4. Ordering a restraining...

FUCKING GROSS: Little Girls More Disgusting Than You Think

..., when boys shit in the urinal (which never actually happened during my tenure), that’s one thing. I get that. The difference between shitting in a toilet and shitting in a urinal doesn’t put you out much. It’s worth the joke. But the walls? The fucking ceiling?! Your hands need to get involved there. ...

if u want me u can watch me on yo video phoooone.....AH,AH,AH,AHHH,AH,AH,AH,AHHH

THEM HUSTLAS LIKE MY fashin , THEY LIKE THE WAY I'M WALKIN it's time to reevaluate your career, b spears i'm fairly certain the true britney stans are shitting their pants right now and pissed at everything happening to britney (the singles collection is basically bombing harder than anything else right now, the whole australia debacle, and the 3 video etc) fyt the muddling ...

... man im so sorry about that. Like in a way you will never understand. You are my brother we have been best friends for over half of our lives and I cant wait to be on old man still sitting around bull shitting with you as my still best friend. Pat W. well this whole idea is based off your old post from before you moved. And I really didn’t expect to be put in yours so if you read this I bet your ...

13:21 babies aren't made of sugar & spice, they're made of decibels & strength, & everything wet. #fb # 14:09 Babies are also incapable of doing anything but sharting. No clean farts, no plain shitting, it's all a mess of air & shit. And loud. #fb # 14:44 I'm a dork, I admit it. I tear up every time # 14:45 I see a trailer for The Blind Side. # 17:07 OMG, an Addams ...

Bikinis, Netscape, FreeBSD, and the hack that never was.

... keyboard to be Dvorak, though the keys look a little awkward. ;) And in attempting to discover if the version of Netscape i downloaded for FreeBSD was capable of using a modern X11 without shitting itself, I completely and utterly failed to be clever: [ horst-tla ] [ burkhardth ] [ ~/misc-src/communicator-v476.x86-unknown-freebsd ] ==> cp netscape-v476.nif ../netscape-fbsd-476.tar....

Good to be validated

..., "We're all part of the same family and that ain't happening."  SI then told me, "Well you know that part of the director's salary is still being paid our of your region's funds?" WHAT??!!  Are you shitting me? So, we pay a portion of his salary, I am buying and maintaining their computer lab and he still wants me to pay rent.  I knew that we had paid part of his salary because Counselor R is a ...

Why haven't I discovered this earlier?

"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it." "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit." "I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that." "Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It ...

o this wasnt posted

..., "Soaked." That opens up with a real soft vocal, it's very tender, the lyrics are very vulnerable, then it goes into a soaring ballad-type feel. That was another example — we got the song from Muse, and I was shitting myself, I couldn't believe it, I thought, "This is incredible, I can't believe they're giving me a song." I'm a huge fan, and it, too, like the rest of the three that I'm talking ...