...coma world, I'm going to retaliatory masturbate until I kill 17 million million Britons. I saw the Great Sperm Race, I know how my sperm works. I've got a bunch of tiny British people in day wear shitting around in my testicles, I know how to get them out, and I know how to kill them! They can only wish they had to face a female's uteran army Leatherfaces. Side note: Whoever thought up the motive...
Sorry about the long hiatus; have had various duties to fulfil, and, well, it’s summer. Still, I feel it is time to give you an update on Fabi’s brush with the aliens. Well. Fabi’s not really been happy since the UFO took him away. His housemates weren’t exactly much help... (He still refuses to eat at the same table as anyone else, incidentally.) And when he’s not ...
... the laxatives still are. Fuck off. ^.^ I am no longer miss-I'm-so-in-"control"-restricting-queen. It can't be helped, I'm living back in a house where my bulimia fucking started. Soon to be mizz-shitting-my-insides-out-queen. Yeah I've lost my mind again. And I will continue to be a flake in this community. I rarely post here if things are goood. Looks like I've re-emerged during a bit of a ...
... has been a movingly depressing experience, sort of like watching Old Yeller die — if Old Yeller were a worm-infested feral bitch who spent the past eight years biting children at bus stops and shitting in neighborhood swimming pools. As a useful force in American politics, the Republicans have been dead for a while now. But in the seven months since Sarah Palin's nomination, they have taken on ...
...as possible. I had to BEG to be allowed to use the restroom to pee, only to PROMISE not to do any pushing and that I would NOT have a bowel movement. I promised. I told them I was fine with “shitting on the table because everyone does it, but PLEASE let me pee on a toilet.” (I should note that I have a peeing anxiety… I just CANNOT go in front of people) they agree, but I must have someone present...
Okay! THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF THIS CRAP! I AM OUT OF THIS STUPID, MIND-BOGGLING, BRAIN-WASHING, BULL-SHITTINGRELIGION! GIVE ME THE ADDRESS OF THE SITE THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO DO IT. AND PLEASE RESPECT ME AND DO NOT REFER BACK TO POSTS OF MINE THAT REFER TO EXCOMMUNICATION. I CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT. LESLIE YOUNG (YES, RELATED TO GOOD OL BRIGHAM), LOGAN, UTAH, SOON TO BE OFFICIALLY EX-...
... the slave snapped once again. “Like hell I’ll let you own me!” “Shut up! I’m trying to strike a deal here!” “I said I won’t! Get your shitting hands off me!” “Why you...” Tyki interrupted curtly. “It looks like he can be quite the troublemaker. Can we haggle the price lower?” The trader stared at Tyki as if ...
...were as big as saucers when he realized that the establishment they were standing outside of was named ‘The Pie in the Sky’. “Dude! Seriously? A whole restaurant dedicated to pie ? You’re shitting me!!” Sam let loose with a deep belly laugh, thoroughly enjoying Dean’s comically surprised expressions. I really need to do this more often. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d ...
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