British Slang - Lower Class and Underworld

.... Blower: Informer. Also a disrepectful term for a girl. Bludger: A violent criminal; one who is apt to use a bludgeon. Blue Bottle: A policeman Boat, get the (Boated): To be sentanced to transportation (obs.). To receive a particularly harsh sentence. Bone, Bene: (Pronounced Bone and Benneh?) Good or profitable. Bonnet: A covert assistant to a Sharp Broad Arrow: The arrow-like markings on ...

Writer's Block: Over-the-Top Metaphors

... a sheriff who had been chasing him like a dog after a steak since two towns back. The stranger crumbled under the sherrif's mammoth girth, like an empty potato sack after the race has been lost to grandma at the family reunion. But the last thing he saw as he surrendered to his fate, was the face of the bar maid who made him realize no labor he was sentanced to could ever be harder than he was.

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...and idiocy. There are a few end points to the Pope's exorcism squades: 1) people laugh until someone dies[1] and then we feel guilty for laughing even harder. 2) the church defends someone who is sentanced to death because they belive the crimes committed by that person were created by a demon 3) ??? 4) profit [0] Keep in mind that anyone who isn't worshiping the the same god as the pope ...

Fucking hell...

http://www.debito.org/index.php/?p=831 Nigerian man sentanced to 3 years for rape with no material evidence. Background on the site. Fuck.

...seeing" girl anymore. why you ask? probably cause im an idiot. but really its just because i wasnt really into her. is it weird just not wanting to date someone? i try to explain this and it comes out all fucking weird sounding. like just not being into a girl isnt a good enough reason. i probably sounded like a total douche. fuck whatever. i guess im just not a good relationship guy. gughhh...

... expecting this !? You know very well that everyone is looking for you! Everyone! And the last thing we need is Severus, or anyone, walking in on something! You'll get thrown straight back in Azkaban and sentanced to the dementor's kiss for sure! I can't, no, I won't loose you again, not after..." His voice trailed of at the end, got softer. He looked towards Sirius hopefully, his eyes dull ...

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... expecting this !? You know very well that everyone is looking for you! Everyone! And the last thing we need is Severus, or anyone, walking in on something! You'll get thrown straight back in Azkaban and sentanced to the dementor's kiss for sure! I can't, no, I won't loose you again, not after..." His voice trailed of at the end, got softer. He looked towards Sirius hopefully, his eyes dull ...

You go to jail, heiresses get unlimited health coverage, free jobs, and do not go to jail.

... Hilton is out of jail after serving three days time. Before she even got near the jail, her sentance was reduced to 18 days for good behavior . Keep in mind that she had been sentanced to jail after violating probation . The plebians must fill out applications to get work, the plebians must serve jailtime for crimes that never happened. If you have enough money, things like work, healthcare, ...

ugh

... asked her 'so what did you actually do?' the excuses came like rapid fire, but the question was asked again and she realised she wasnt getting out of it like a convict on death row...and got sentanced to re-submission and humiliation :P oh yeah went out for a drink with my laura afterwards, which was fun as always. got slightly shitfaced, chris turned up with his cousin and i tried to act ...

Tales From a Back Cash Nothing

... like I've belonged anywhere. Never REALLY belonged... I would just stand there as part of the group... the silent one. Silent because I never had anything to say of any relavence. I keep thinking that I've been sentanced to Back Cash is because I'm so quiet. I don't say enough so they send me to the one place I don't have to talk to anyone at all. Only take orders and wash dishes. And anyone...