... i'd do: Let off a fire alarm, so that everyone runs out screaming. Find her in the car park, and offer her a soiled hankerchief with your face and hers drawn on it. Make the faces "Kiss" by scruching up the hankerchief. Look at her for a full ten minutes, without blinking. Drop to the floor and grab her leg, shouting and screaming as she pulls you along the floor. Dress in a nappy and sit in a ...