Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson on the Upcoming Story Line That Moved Him to Tears

... out on Modern Family , ABC’s breakout mockumentary that is already being heralded by the Hollywood Reporter as one of the best series of the decade . Recovering from his experience on the critically savaged and quickly canceled Do Not Disturb , Ferguson told his managers that he was finished with television and moved to New York last year to headline the Broadway musical based on Elf . ...

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...more during all those weeks you came to me,' Harry whispered. 'When you came to sit with me, keep me company, talk to me, take care of me …' With a little cry, Harry stood on tiptoe and all but savaged Teddy's mouth. Teddy grunted and gave back as good as he got. Harry's words echoed through his mind, and Teddy's heart beat, Me, too. Me, too. Harry pulled away again to stare into Teddy's eyes....

Twitter Meet LJ, LJ Meet Twitter

.... I hate you. # 20:19 Wow nevermind Julie, you have the worst job ever. You can be as bitchy as you want. # 21:32 @ claudia79ad Wow that is awesome cognitive dissonance. # 21:59 BB!cat just savaged my thumb in 1 place but very deeply. I'm hot packing it right now and it hurts like a bitch! # 22:13 I'd watch julie & julia again if I could skip all the Julie parts # 22:...

Book Two: Chapter One: "experiment, trespassers, pink"

...'m twelve, but I'm reeeeally tall for my age. It's cause Momma's a gaijin, and I take after her. She says I'm gonna be an Amazon when I grow up." Abject horror. It was like being savaged by a Hajuku Girl version of HelloKitty. BAD DREAM. THIS IS A BAD DREAM. Hello, brain? We can wake up now. Any time now. ANY. TIME. NOW. PLEASE. .....I feel like a complete pedophile. Shinichi struggled...

... the last few years. Oh, and he said he loves me. And that was the straw that broke the camel's back. I pondered for a couple days, to cool down my response, but in the end I just savaged about how what I have really learned about men is that they're just as fucking deranged as women, only that they're much more decided than women to blame us for our indecision. And that I have learned that when ...

For those wondering what happened this week, and the week prior:

... that left Windows XP unstable; it couldn't be loaded normally, as the computer would insta-BSoD and restart just after showing the loading screen. Choosing Last Known Good Configuration worked, but they had savaged their own internet access, and apparently could not even load CDs/DVDs to reinstall drivers. Downloading drivers from ASUS' website (which was a pain as they didn't appear to have the ...

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... wormnig (women) quadeble I think, quadable I see, incredibly I say (quite a blessing) minor rebarton (mind over matter) snowsirf (snow, surf) glossing (closing) gord, garued, goaled (gored) saviched (savaged) linse, lains, leins (lens) looning coof, looney curve (learning curve) incaeda (encounter) speing in the corner, sip a cobra (spitting cobras) groat, gropte (groped) hope is soner, hope is ...

Why we had to just watch films instead

...triggers at first is a subliminal sense of not one of us and perhaps Peter Lorre. The script is by the cryptographer Leo Marks, but today it would probably belong to Elizabeth Hand. And I can see why the critics savaged it, but they were idiots: if art is meant to hold a mirror up to life, then at least you can have the good grace to look at what it reflects, be that a shy courtship or the last ...

Let's Eat Challenge: Wishboner

... Carly followed slowly after. Spencer placed more foil wrapped bowls and plates on the table and put a stack of plates next to Freddie who passed them around. Freddie stood up and looked at the savaged turkey and searched for the perfect piece. He started to pull off a piece when he caught sight of the most important part of the turkey: the wishbone. He wondered how it had survived Thanksgiving ...

Chimpanzees Attack

..., where he died." How many shots at point blank range can a chimpanzee take, and how much damage could a giant ape resembling an orangutan or gorilla take? If you haven't seen the condition of Charla Nash, the poor woman who was brutally savaged by the chimpanzee, trust me-- these are dangerous animals. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/11/charla-nash-chimp-attack_n_354001.html