holiday basket of horrors

... of the Japanese fundamentally misunderstanding where Santa hides gifts. Insult to Meaning of...in a meditative pose, balancing three reindeer on his neck. Nevermind that the..., paralyzing him and forcing Mrs. Claus to become his caretaker, spoon feeding... representation of Santa Claus. Nevermind that all three reindeer have red noses...a zen koan in ceramic form. Reindeer butts: Insult to Meaning of ...

I've done 97/150 things

... tickled (x) been robbed/vandalized ( ) robbed someone (x) been misunderstood ( ) pet a reindeer SO FAR: 32 Level 12 (x) won a contest ( ) been suspended from school ... a snowflake on your tongue ( ) kissed in the rain SO FAR: 54 Level 18 (x) written a letter to Santa Claus (x) been kissed under a mistletoe (x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about (x) blown ...

Who was Christmas of father?

... him a magic sledge drawn by the called reindeer eight, Dasher, dancer, Prancer, Vixen, comet, Cupid,...Nast drew an image of an elf as Santa with a long white beard. It drew the similar images of Santa during 30 years. In 1931 Coke Company engaged an artist to draw Santa like heat, friendly, post hole and human, ... Christmas and dodu of today. Since then Santa had a round face and reinforcement dodus ...

War On Clutter: Day 4 of 8

... I was sorting through all of the boxes of stuff I pulled out of the office, I found a Target gift card that said it was worth $40. It had a Santa Claus on it, with the reindeer and the sled and everything. I showed it to Steve, and he went onto the Target website and tried to find out if there was any ...

..."a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer" Which one he mistook for Rudolph..." to his son, set the reindeer off flying, and knocked Calvin to... to the North Pole the reindeer flew. They where greeted by ... confused. What had happened to Santa and who was he? Matter ... jailed for believeing he was Santa Claus. But with a few ... believed. After seeing and hearing Santa shout, "Merry Christmas to all ...

Yeah Buddy!!

My mom asked if I wanted to watch the Polar Express which I quickly said "no" to and offered to watch a different Christmas movie with her. Like... the Year Without a Santa Claus!! Which is my favorite Christmas movie in case you didn't know. I love that movie to pieces and I don't find it offensive like Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer.

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You people here are sheer idiots. By now you should relieved that we're from different worlds and if I want to say, that flying reindeer and Santa Claus exists, don't look at me like I'm a crazy old fool! You're making me what to have him get an account here. Which I'd rather not only place he...

Seasons Greetings from Lands' End

...hammers Finishing the Christmas toys Mrs. Santa loves the crazy clamor Of ... time! Jingling ‘round the world… Santa’s filling up his sack, ... gonna need long underwear! Hi, Santa! Ho, ho, ho...It looks ... set, go...nearly Christmas time! Reindeer doing pilates, Toning up their ... belly bounces up and down! Santa and the Missus Mistletoe and ... Lands' End's website for Santa Claus. The joy, the despair,...

Santa's Not Happy

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and ... for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches ...at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all ...owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They...

The Metaphysics of Santa

... clever, writes about how fast Santa Claus would have to travel...circumstances during this crucial time. Santa spends those few months fasting...to him, he is ready. Santa puts on his red suit...no list. The nine sturdy reindeer harnessed to the sleigh will...superconductors for the electromagnetic energy Santa will need to carry out...ebb and swirl violently overhead. Santa mounts the glowing, trembling sleigh...