Fic for star54kar

... of a certain age where it's not funny to be the funny one any more. I've become the sad clown. That's depressing, being seen as a sad clown. Yes I'm pushing 30, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have a job and haven'... the funny man. That's a 'get your act together' present for a sad and pathetic man. Be organised, plan your outfits, wear Monday socks on a ...

Fic - 'Sophie'

...’s with Foster?” “Nothing.” “...okay.” “Why?” “Dunno, she’s just, well, sad. Never seen her like that before.” “What date is it?” “Tuesday.” “Date, ...’s icing?” “Then threw up for two hours.” “And was in bed before the clown and all that arrived.” “That clown was creepy.” “All clowns are creepy.” She smiled, the smallest chuckle escaping her. Her eyes soon became wistful and ...

... young kid appeal bot doing there? Back in boot camp, Bumblebee was the robot equivalent of "that class clown that nobody likes". Nobody, that is, except Bulkhead, but who wants to be friends with a mudflap (...-spider, half-robot ex-girlfriend" - uses her feminine wiles and the fact Wasp is a lonely, sad little bot to convince him to get cosmetic surgery. And by cosmetic surgery, I mean turn into a ...

WIP Amnesty

...paint and he had two red spots on each cheek, like a consumptive clown. He high-fived Travie, who said, "Did you get stuck in the... blue poster paint across his palm. Audrey looked at Brendon with big, sad eyes. "You've cheated me out of fifty dollars," she told him....mournfully, and he didn't look at all bitchy or intimidating - just sad and purple around the eyes. Brendon didn't choose to look at...

R-r-r-remiiix

...Because it takes two to whisper quietly, the silence isn't so bad. 'Til I look at my hands and feel sad 'Cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly. 5. Keeping Me Alive - The Afters [John/...mmm You get me in a spot and smile the smile you got and I luv you You make me out a clown then you put me down I still luv you I just like the things you do mmm, don't you change ...

You look like a sad clown hooker

Title Title is from Glee. DAT SEASON FINALE, HNNRGH. Movies Boondock Saints II I have a special place in my heart for the first Boondock Saints movie, but I had mixed feelings about the sequel. I mean, I knew it would be awesome and full of witty banter and gunplay, but two things were going to be missing: Paul Smecker and Rocco. :( Aside from the two saints, they were my very ...

You know what?

...should post that I shouldn't be seeing movies or spending so much money, since I'm broke. It's a sad life, that I lead. So, I'm broke, I should say again. Very broke. I have like one month ... actually believed it. I still actually believe it. I've actually been in worse shape than this, which is, really, sad as fuck, now that I think about it. But it's the truth. And, most likely, things will be...

PICSPAM!

...ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?" "We're gonna give them what they want....sex!" how cute ...doesn't take a scientist //. to understand what's going on baby" get it, lea. " You look like a sad clown hooker. " - Finn " i see your true colors // and that's why i love you " uh, cuteness overdose! "...

a few changes...

Cut all of my hair off and I'm single. I'm so empty without Matt. I don't want to be with him anymore but I don't know what to do without him. I'm a sad, sad clown

Complaints, I has them.

...in the webseries that this is supposed to be the prequel to! Where's Tyler's faux-hawk? What is Daisy wearing? Why does Many Musgrave look like a sad clown hooker instead of the adorable little badass that was Misty Monroe? adjdkgkglhnln!!!! 3. This is all taking place a sorority party...do any of the characters of ...