Too (Not) Funny

... him skin weep if touched. How can you tell when an Essex girl wants sex? She displays signs of arousal, such as enlargement of the clitoris and swelling of the labia. What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle? There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog. What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey? A mule. A priest and a rabbi are sitting ...

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no resolutions and no regrets

... war with cancer and knows all too well the battle to survive. As well as the precious intimacies of moments fought for and won. There's a tiger striped cat who has demanded my affection and stolen my bed, a Rottwieller who thinks he's a poodle, and three pygmy goats just outside my door. I'm still mobile. I make accomodations when I can. I have creativity and a my muse. I have art. Good friends. ...

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where to begin?

... lose my train of thought and i hate it when that happens. Now that thats done onto with what im thinking about at the moment. 2 big things. Number 1; my dog, brick, is a 115-120lbs male rottwieller. he is currently laying on his doggy bed behind me dreaming a little doggy dream. he is also very sick. like cancer is eating through the bone in his lower left leg and we are going to have to ...

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