Yo Momma

..., that's because you are full of fatherly love for me. Mum only likes Becky. End of". I think it's very sad that my family is like "Team Dad" v "Team Mum". Team Dad are very easy going and are Ronseal-esque - we do what it says on the tin. Classic rock and daft jokes. Team Mum are sly though. And mean. Bitches basically, the pair of them. A pair of bitches. Like, when my dad isn't there, they are ...

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Memememememememememe

... Eaten or The Wisdom of Crowds going even cheaper than the rest. ending everything with "o'doom!" Ronseal, really. Every noun in the world sounds so much more interesting with the suffix “o' doom!”... is. We normally play this and screwball scramble when we're pissed. naming things 'jim' Another ronseal one. I like calling things Jim, so I do. I've wanted a tortoise since I ...

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Stairway to broccolus

... until December 28th this year or something. How can it possibly be so difficult to get hold of a ladder? One aside which has amused me though... I had always assumed that those advertisements from Ronseal which announced “It does exactly what it says on the tin” were designed to appeal to people who were of a less than intellectual disposition (i.e. thick). However, since I first attempted to ...

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