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..., and his and Chliever's relationship was apathetic at best. There were days, in fact, where they didn't even speak to each other. The most notable thing they did was help exorcise Robecca from Narnia. One night, however, Chliever caught Twinker attempting to open a portal to the Real World's past. It would appear that, in complete lucidity, Twinker was attempting to escape into the Jacksonian Era...

..." fame. Chliever was promoted to senior Agent for his RC and partnered with a reformed Star Trek Stu, Twinker. This pairing proved more apathetic than anything else, though they did help exorcise Robecca. Chliever was affected by the Genderbender Incident, but prefers not to describe what he turned into. Early in 2009, Twinker was caught attempting to sneak into the Real World's past, apparently ...

Mission to Mars ... the bureaucratic way!

... out." "What did he say?" "Some joker moved Beijing and put it in Brazil." me: '... thank god the Olympics are already over! I want extra guards on London! Stat!' kyle.garrett41: "We've got a code *Robecca, people. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill! All guards to your posts!" me: 'Sir! Someone is trying to recreate Gondwanaland!' 'Oh God! It's a Code Urple, people! Someone ...