And yet, I don't write fanfic.

...his business (and sometimes sexual) partner, Veronica. They try to make everything Better(tm), installing fancy new equipment at the arcade, installing computers and software at the diner, things like that. The Riverdalians accept some of it, but then realise it's changing the town too fast, and there's a backlash. In the end, some newness is integrated, and Dilton and Veronica learn patience. ...