He is ridiculously excited to do so.

I feel the need to tell all of you that one of my guy friends is actually going antiquing while on a trip this weekend.

Yay for being intentionally ridiculously vague!

Really? Really? *rolls eyes* I'm kind of disappointed, guys.

Fic: Spaghetti, Showers, and Soho - Rufus/Nik - NC17

...'re both so flexible because when Nik leans forward to kiss his chest and ribs, it feels ridiculously, obscenely good. He bites his lower lip, letting his eyes slide closed, his arousal strangely enhanced by...climatic, but when Rufus rubs a bit of the slippery stuff inside between his fingers, it feels ridiculously nice. It's an embarrassing fact of life, but finding stuff like this had always been ...

Dear Yuletide Author,

... feel worse - and my first attempt at doing one of these letters. First, the good news, you have volunteered to write in one of these fandoms which means you rock. Go you! Also, I am ridiculously easy to please and I will like almost anything. I would also vastly prefer that you write something that you enjoy rather than tie yourself in knots trying to please me. That said, my only absolute ...

reading into it

...-- MDCXI -- Not much to say today. Shobhit and I went through something last night that left us both ridiculously frustrated, but I don't really feel like going into details this time. Suffice it to say that it wasn'... she sits in the cubicle next to mine. The thunder scares her, to the point that she gets so ridiculously whiny that I want to slap her (yeah, I know, I'm going to hell -- oh, wait;...

Shepherd's Pie

...eloquent on its many virtues but, oddly enough, I'd never actually had it. Therefore, I can't really say with any authority whether or not this is a good recipe. Chris likes it, but Chris is ridiculously easy to please where food is concerned. Tastes good to me, though. You need: three pan-like things, one for boiling potatoes, one like a deep frying pan for sauteing stuff, and an oven safe dish...

From Separate Stages - Chapter Three

... “Two!” He leaned forward slightly, tightening his grip. “One!” “ Go !” Arthur's only thought at this point was that tug-of-war competitions should probably never take place on ridiculously swampy river banks. Shouts and groans permeated through the air as feet slipped and slid over the soggy ground in attempts to find better footing. Arthur felt himself lurch forward, cold sludge ...

Dear SGA fandom, Yes, John's pretty cute, but he's not the prettiest, sexiest and most ridiculously gorgeous man in the history of ever, and I'd kind of like it if you stopped insisting that he is. Please? He is prettier than Rodney, I'll grant, but not by such a wide margin that it has to be remarked upon in every. single. fic and a plot point/angst device in many of them.

Dating Game

... counter and orders a BOTTLE of tequila, then finds himself a couch to sit on while he works on it. It's been that sort of day... "Anybody else find it hard to deal with mundane stuff after a long stretch of weird?" He sips some Tequila. Somehow his mask never comes off. Ninja tricks. "More specifically... tips for flirting with ridiculously powerful telepaths without getting slapped? Anybody?"

I don't even know his last name...

... Love Song" and I adore it. Just sayin'. Also, I become more and more uncomfortable saying I'm a Twilight fan that I read/watched Twilight and own the series. Mostly because...it's so ridiculously overhyped. It's the same reasoning I have behind my reluctance to acknowledge my love of Glee . They're so...overexposed. Their fans are...caricatures. I don't want to BE those fans. Does that make...