Speak for yourself.

... like a baby bat? Anyway, she gave us the pickle jar with the baby bat squeaking away inside. Poor thing, he was probably nearly asphyxiated by the pickle fumes. Anyway, we have a neighbor who's into wildlife rehabitation, so we thought we'd take it to her, only it turns out she doesn't do bats (??). So, I googled around and ended up making a little nest for it in a box and feeding it warm milk ...