Hooray for eating other people's turkey

..., because everyone looked happy despite the fact that this woman was saying the word "bee" about fifty times a minute. And all the time I was packing... Uncle Fester next year and serving it in our cramped kitchen while the redneck neighbor kids scream outside the windows? Sorry, Uncle Fester, but hell no...back yard over the trailer-trash neighbors, and the cousin's maid's cooking over my own any day.

do you know any good jokes? i just got a text from a random number. the text said "redneck word of the day: handsome. I told her when her mouth gets tired to use her hand some."

[big bang theory] kafka, schmafka (2/2) - pg

..., like this, for what? A day?" "On the outside, maybe, but I ...," he said, drawing out the word, "there were these two totally freaky...the lightsaber she'd wielded the day before. With a shrug, she ... other than fetching drinks for redneck drunks?" Sheldon shot her a ...t want to sit around all day waiting for us." Leonard, who ...'s bedding," he countered. "Laundry day!" she sing-songed. He responded ...

The Onion AV Club: 50 best records of the decade, Part 1

... great sprawling cinematic crime epic—a sort of redneck version of The Godfather where good ol’ boys...of raw pigment. The empirically inclined will one day explain that Cookie Mountain was the result of ...friend with cancer (on the devastating “Casimir Pulaski Day”) with equally devastating quietness. It’s a gift..., it became clear from his free-jazz word splatters—and his ability to make lines like...

...university, most of these girls were graduating public school. Word to the wise, gentlemen. Never get old." Marius ... Garrison said, in his best 'St.Crispin's Day' voice. "I can vouch: it is indeed worth it...won't save anyone from the people there. Brings 'redneck' to a whole new level. Like eight feet ...one pull. "Freud would have had a field day with you, Gibney." Kane's stripped chicken bone arced...

Hogwarts Exposed: Chapter 18 - Resolutions

... possess brains.” Which is kind of like a redneck sheriff telling a black guy that he sure is .... Jamie couldn’t possibly use such a common word as “kidnapped,” of course. She had curled up in ... not ask* Friday, January 2, 2004 The next day, Damien brings some pictures of torture victims for ... Damien had his stone dungeon floor waxed every day. hitting her head on the table leg. WHAT ...

Redneck word for the day

Hat tip to that "I" dood ;)

"Queer Identities" -- Chapter 27 "The Word"

...it's sunshine, It's the word: 'Love.'" *** "It's leaking!" Brian ... of hot, in a crude, redneck way. Oh, and completely terrified. ... friends who harassed me every day at St. James." Brian smirks.... in Africa? 'Another goddamn beautiful day.'" "Some people like beautiful days,..."I'll take dolphins any day." The dolphins chase around the ... that," Dorian says. "I got word this morning that that damned ...

The Ten Scariest Things That Ever Happened to Me

...during most of my teenagerhood. One day, my friend and I were making...the outside shallow edge, but one day, he slipped. He frantically grabbed the...Drunk Driving down the highway one day, I noticed a van swerving back... passenger’s side. BANG! The redneck pulled the trigger, and the ...-very-encouraging news loose one day. there had been a boy ... overalls. He never said a word, just looked at me, looked at...

A Speck of Hope

...: Survive Content: M/M Relationship, Angst Word Count: 1,328 Rating: NC-17 Note:...This was not the brash, arrogant, irritating redneck that set his blood on fire, ...man who simply sought to survive each day without enduring more pain than the last...It had been six months since the day Jared had carried Chris out of the...now had a chance to thrive another day. “Jay.” Lifting his head, Jared smiled softly...