Terry Bogard called. He wants his story of lost love back.

...Instead, the entire race is instantly relegated to one pissy elf that seems determined to ruin everyone's day. And to be honest, I can't really tell you why he's so pissy. He made some generic ramblind speech about it, but it's the same shit we've been hearing ever since the first DM decided to make an evil druid who hated humanity for not sticking their cocks in enough trees. The action segments ...