Memorable Quotes Submssion Entry

...daydreamrachey when she gets back because she was in charge last time. But anyway... ~MEMORABLE ontd_ai MEMBER QUOTES SUBMISSION~ Comments are screened. If you don't know what this is, please check out the ... TAGS WE HAVE IN A TOTALLY USELESS WAY. When I just went to search for “memorable quotes results” I had to scroll past a dozen entries, even though it was only applicable to ...

- является ли каша в голове пищей для размышления? - нет, но тараканы заводятся

Spain spam quotes part 3 (and some slightly bojan related confusion in my mind)

Ok so Spain vs USA is on tonight (or this afternoon or this morning or whatever depending on your time zone) so here are some spam quotes from the last match (against S.Africa of course) Commentators bring the lulz: LOLOL our commentators talking about Villa not being able to consummate his partnership with Torres tonight :p *has a mental age of 12* HAHAHA commentator man talking about ...

When you write yourself into a corner, go up the wall...

"Good morning, Ms. Burns; I see your face cleared up."

On Writing Well by William Zinsser

"Remember, then, that words are the only tools that you will be given. Learn to use them with originality and care. Value them for their strength and their infinite diversity. And also remember: somebody out there is listening."

Cracked.com brings the trufax once again

"Even the most inbred son of the bayou can outsmart a herd of shrimp, which is why you can eat them for cheap in New Mexico even though nothing that even vaguely resembles a shrimp actually lives within a few hundred miles."

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" is not a statement.

quotable Laura

"There are rules--you can put babies in me and I can put babies in you, but no one else is allowed to partake in that." -Laura

Note to self

When I worked at a bookstore in Chicago, one of the silly little books we sold up by the cash register was Zen Judaism . I used to love flipping through it when business was slow. Here's my favorite tidbit from that book, though it may not be letter perfect; sometimes my memory seems to work like a game of telephone. "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Forget this, and ...