... all hate Twilight as much as myself, I think you will enjoy this. I have decided to spork the entire Twilight series using Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall. Please read and enjoy, thank you.... northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks McGonagall: -was about to be inhabited by the Queen of Sues. exists under a near-constant cover of clouds. It rains on this inconsequential town ...
...that we can assume he’s back on his happy pills . They drove to the home improvement store in twenty minutes during which Bowie, Queen, the B52s and Metallica suddenly found themselves with a new pair of singers. You can’t even spork this. It stands alone in its awe-inspiring awfulness.
... pills. They drove to the home improvement store in twenty minutes during which Bowie, Queen, the B52s and Metallica suddenly found themselves with a new pair of singers. You can’t even spork this. It stands alone in its awe-inspiring awfulness.
...They drove to the home improvement store in twenty minutes during which Bowie, Queen, the B52s and Metallica suddenly found themselves with a new pair of singers. You can’t even spork this. It stands alone in its awe-inspiring awfulness.
... had said ‘ “ that Skeeter woman ” ‘ that she held no affection whatsoever for the reigning queen of the Quibbler , Rita Skeeter, whose articles usually ended up on the front page. “That Skeeter woman...I can feel the really bad twuluv theory coming. Somebody bring me a bucket and a really big spork. “What do you mean?” Ron asked. “I mean that maybe the DA members who ’d fought Voldemort...
a night in vega: hey stell. o hey stellar: hey sup? a night in vega: not much. talking to grace. a night in vega: now you. o hey stellar: cool :) a night in vega: how are you? o hey stellar: eh okay a night in vega: eh? o hey stellar: nate and i had a weird convo last night. dnw. a night in vega: oh.. what about? o hey stellar: why its so weird between us a night in vega: what's so weird? o hey...
... supposed to be. Here are some of the quotes... This should give you a good feel for the story. A evil queen with dark blue hair, a long black dress with a black diamond on her head. On her head? Like a hat...!!!! Wow... Even Usagi never had a transformation phrase that bad. Those are only from the first two chapters... I'd spork more, but the rest of the story makes my brain hurt. X_x
... in the Mirror of Galadriel Red will represent the Bluetit this spork. Green will represent the Galah this spork. Blue will represent the American Redstart this spork. Black always represents Tawaki The journey into the valley was not as...indecision, he sent a Force message to the Lichen and the Queen Anne's Lace. headed down the long and winding staircase toward ...
... Malfoy Red will represent the Pied Currawong this spork. Green will represent the Great Horned Owl this .... Blue will represent the Superb Lyrebird this spork. Black always represents Tawaki. “Come on!” Goyle ...of the Department of Geographical Aberrations. " Is the Queen here?” “I think I saw her doing a...s suddenly handed to you. ” We agree. This spork is finally ending, and we feel just ...
... by the time this is over. “Um, am I mad or is that a dragon?” "John, that's an obese drag queen!" “Both. Planet called Mystica. Inhabited by dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, the works. Apparently the way it works was every animal picked a human to ... me greatly for some reason. “Jess! Where are you? We’ve got a rift alert!” "It's Code Goldenrod! " I can't spork the rest. I'm dizzy now.
