I Am Stoned On Equine Traquelizers Tonight and Horny!!!!

Hey everyone - how's all of Fresno doing tonight?  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  Damn bitch that "E" was good.  Timmy agrees - but he's asleep in my crotch at the moment.  Wake up you old geezer.  I apologize for his behavior again my readers - he's nearly 42 and get's real sleepy at about 6 PM.  He passed out in my steaming, shaved muffin about 6 hours ago.  Oh the agony of being ...

this means nothing to me... [locked]

... to make inappropriate remarks regarding chipmunks, something which will never cease to amuse her, sorry, Gene). Knocking before she enters his office is not something she normally does (much in the same way knocking before he enters her flat isn't something he does). But this time, she knocks. She wants to start things off on the right (not-clad-in-prossie-heels) foot this time around, okay?

Fanfic: Deep End (Chap. 2)

... me,’ said Gene.   ‘This is your beat?   How’d you get stuck with this backwater of a sub-ghetto of Hell, eh?   Shop yer Sergeant for gettin’ a blow job from a compliant prossie witness?   Blackmailed for buggering one of your superiors?   And you dare to be superior about us two quietly buggering ‘ere in this cruddy little abandoned corner of your godforsaken patch?’   He shot a look at the...

You're As Fake As The Moans You Make 2/?

...Place...' Rian sat up, very still. 'You met a moody man at the corner of a brothel who calls you Loser. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!' He was really rolling around now. Fucking Prick. 'Zack's in love with a male prossie! AHAHAHAHAHA!' 'Shut up, dick,' I whined, kicking him. 'Don't ruin it for me -' ' HEY BRITTNEY! WHY ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME? IS YOUR BOY - Shit. My cellphone. 'Go get it,' Rian roared with...

A Night in the Life of Amy

...if you want’ Amy said absent-mindedly. ‘Na darling, don’t like an audience when I’m wiv a prossie. There’s a little car park up the way, just outside some abandoned’ – he swerved violently to the left...in the mouth and broke her jaw. ‘A HUNDRED FUCKING QUID’ he yelled ‘and I get the shy fucking prossie.’ He let go of her hair and dropped her on the ground and walked a few meters away, laughing. Amy...

Japanese

... 、 Glenna 。 OMFGWOW 。私は、彼女のようにほぼ正確に参照してください。私たち双子は、冗談かもしれない。同じ表現とすべて。 、許おかしい？どうやら彼女は私のようにたくさんあった。またはその逆。 そのためには、依然として問題となるイランのストーカーおいを取り除く。これまでのところ私は、セックスchylmadiaているときに私は14 だったが、午前prossieていた彼だが、最近では、流産したと刑務所に行くためです。 *ため息*確かに。のSOそう、彼はまだ私と話をして/私を愛している。 Sheesh 、どうすればよい詳細はこの男を処分するか？は、いくつかのことがなければつまり、私は思う、私は、彼を愛するようになる。ものが好き： 1 。 -22彼の暑さの要因 2 。彼は愛をWAYYYYでもすぐに下落 3 。 -22あつ因子 4 。言葉の壁 5 ...

THE BOYS HIT READING!

...had lot our emotional baggage of "i have a gf " so it was fit girls ahoy and we danced with some fitties mate! last train home and kieran had the brilliant idea of walking round chalvey and finding a prossie! but we had a bettter idea and made a cab driver drive round and look for one.. he actually KNEW a good one HAHAHA £40 - cheap too. well we failed finding her!! went back to kierans and smoked...

...you hoping for, upstairs inside? - спрашивает старший товарищ. - It's got to be inside downstairs, Guv, - возражает ему другой товарищ, тоже старший. - What, the first date? She's not a prossie, is she? No, first date, upstairs inside, - уверен первый старший товарищ. - He is not going to marry her, - не сдается второй товарищ. Типа, чего церемониться. На следующий день младшой отчитывается о ...

Kylie concert

... chessboard/grand piano/Viennese waltzers/a fruit-laden and beplaited Rhinemaiden; red leather-clad Russian imperialism cavorting around a 2-metre tall hovering skull; samurai and sakura geisha merging into Ginza prossie; bondage and semi-naked dancers/acrobats of all genders; cloudscape and floaty gowns; a black pyramid reminiscent of the Space Odyssey monolith...I think I've missed a few. The ...

... joined in, to Elizabeth's suppressed horror as she looked on. "And he's not going to be getting any, his wife's away or whatever, or he's not got the coin to stump up for a prossie, so he looks to other entertainment and he conceals himself-" "... conceals himself in a cupboard!" Corman blurted out. "I was getting to that," continued Lucy, "So he conceals himself in a cupboard in the bedroom."...