t-day

..." "That's sexy! Whoo!" "You have a talented orafice" "You have no idead !" "Does anyone want to wipe up mine? "Always go down" "He's getting deeper and deeper into the ass crack of Dawn" (just for the record, though other Thanksgivings have occasionally featured partial nudity and other excitement, everyone remained fully dressed and visually presentable to polite company throughout)

litedate

... hot new hair feeling :D I think I'll grow mine again. # 14:55 @ toolgasm I recently cut it off QQ and regret it. Short hair makes my head look fat :/ # 23:31 @ Hamface wow! Are you stuck in there with strangers and now forced to make polite but awkward conversation? # 23:48 Not knowing what to believe, I decided to believe nothing. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

...to chessey, its really not a pie, is it?'. Give me a fucking break break man....does it matter? I'm being polite and offering you something yummy that I made for my flatmates, but seeing as you practically live here, its only polite to offer you some, and you're going to patronizingly correct what I call it? So I'm sick of him. We...

Palpable Hit; Hetalia; Lithuania/Poland; PG-13

... terror. Latvia cannot be trusted with liquids or sharp objects any more, his hands tremble so. Estonia perfects the art of disappearing at the right moment, turning up again after the violence, all calm polite smiles and the slight whiff of vodka. Lithuania never gets to vanish. He has too much work. He has become adept at stealing all the letter openers on days he knows Russia won't like ...

update/ my thanksgiving -- a true re-telling

... and stuffing -- but somehow, I managed the whole buffet meal. I'm really so damn proud of myself. I even called up my aunt in South Carolina, mid-day, to check in and be absolutely polite and cordial. And, while talking with her, nearly concluding, my cousin (her daughter) showed up at the house, and I spoke to her, as well. From the magical conversations that emerge from talking to my God-...

Zydrate Comes in a Little Glass Vial

The Basics Name: Tyler Sex: Female Age: Eighteen Location: Finland About You Positive adjectives to describe you (5 to make it easy on you): Imaginative, eccentric, sweet, smart, polite, nice, weird, insane, geeky, not competitive, private, observing, easily amused. Negative adjectives to describe you (at least 3): Paranoid, worrisome, loner, reserved, lazy, ...

FIC for mlui187

... the next round finished, Severus briskly stood up and nodded to the men around the table. "We'd better be going now." "Have a good night." Lawrence called after them, though they knew he wasn't being polite. Narcissa only hoped he hadn't sensed too much tension between the two of them. "So why did we leave if we didn't get him on our side?" Narcissa hissed as they left the building quickly. It ...

Collateral Damage -- Chapter 5

... kind of reaction? Like, um… mood swings or… or violence?” Amy was quiet for a long moment. “Have you been experiencing those kinds of symptoms?” she asked at last, her voice measured and polite. Kris winced at the question, shaking his head as he realized how he’d just made himself sound, and was grateful that he hadn’t identified himself fully. “Um… well, I’ve just been a...

Collateral Damage -- Chapter 5

... kind of reaction? Like, um… mood swings or… or violence?” Amy was quiet for a long moment. “Have you been experiencing those kinds of symptoms?” she asked at last, her voice measured and polite. Kris winced at the question, shaking his head as he realized how he’d just made himself sound, and was grateful that he hadn’t identified himself fully. “Um… well, I’ve just been a...

Collateral Damage -- Chapter 5

... kind of reaction? Like, um… mood swings or… or violence?” Amy was quiet for a long moment. “Have you been experiencing those kinds of symptoms?” she asked at last, her voice measured and polite. Kris winced at the question, shaking his head as he realized how he’d just made himself sound, and was grateful that he hadn’t identified himself fully. “Um… well, I’ve just been a...