U21 Euros: Azzurrini 2 - 1 Belarus Capspam

...! But elf-ling's finishing of fail let him down again *facepalms* "Do you know what is this, Giovinco!? It's my head, on a chopping block! GAH!!" On the other end of the pitch, Bocchetti also got a yellow card which Sasa tried to use his smug charm to get away with it. Too bad the ref handled this a little too well *fans self* Consigli uncharacteristically slipped into no-ball'...

New Person, New Fic

... pornos, made that much noise during sex.   He didn’t care how good Robert was in bed—this chick had to be faking.   “Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!” she went again, climbing steadily in pitch and volume.   This time, she was accompanied by a deeper grunt and a hoarse moan.          “Oh yeah, babe, that’s good.”   Jimmy recognized this voice, but it was different than he was used ...

How Not to Break Up with Your Girlfriend, a Harry/Severus/Draco ficlet

...and stretching spell on me and a second later he’s balls deep inside. It was the most full I’ve ever been.” “You mean you were with  both  of them!” Ginny’s voice rose even more, to an ungodly pitch. “Yeah, it was brilliant. I didn’t think I could move, but then Snape started moving within me, which moved me into Draco. And, oh wow, it was just the best ever!” Harry enthused, unable to keep the ...

The Trouble with Magic

... this time. "I don't understand it." "Hmm?" "You and Doom. Men of science and discipline and yet consumed by the art of the mystic." Tony's smile was wry. He and Stephen were in pitch darkness, and he could feel the hard, smooth cobblestones through the soles of his loafers. It was eerie, walking through this void, moving and feeling as if they were standing still, and if it weren't for ...

First time/help

... small in size as a whole, the men were massive and the women prepared to pounce like the ferocious wild animals the days of uncertainty had forced them become. Their arsenal consisted of a diversity of pitch forks and other scavenged farm tools to torches to fresh wielded swords. But regardless of what they grasped in their wanton hands, they were well aware that one’s own two hands could be a ...

... are different. I mainly went clubbing in Russian-Israeli clubs, ages 15-19, and that's more or less what I know best. I tried clubbing with the native Israeli kids and... wow, no. Our clubs are pitch black, with the music so loud it rattles your bones, the parties don't start before midnight and you do most of your drinking before going into the club. In the Israeli clubs I've gone to the ...

Spain spam quotes part 3 (and some slightly bojan related confusion in my mind)

... in the end" Falling down (it seemed to happen a lot): Message: Did Cesc just trip over the air? Reply: No that was Ronaldo Did someone foul biscuits? There'll be crumbs all over the pitch. Eeek so much falling down. It's like Compton up in here. Random Player Stuff: Santi baby hurry down the chimney toniggggggght. CESC WHAT IS THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A COCK. (the ANIMAL, I know what you...

Stolen from a friend

...: "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush." Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rose bush. Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop. ... blood from his eyes. Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork. "What have I done! What have I done!" Madness shouted. "I have left you blind! How ...

Sparks 17: Flame-War

... captive.”   Peering back at him Barricade laughed, his entire form shaking with the guttural sound. “I did nothing that he didn’t beg for.” The hum of the dividing bars rose in pitch, sparks flicking from Prowl’s hands as he growled. “You lie.” Twisting around the Saleen moved closer.”You deluded yourself, I was there and convenient.” Leaning forward, just away from the crackling ...

Website.

... mentioned in passing here. We are hoping to do the whole project over the next 5-6 years, for Charity, somehow. The plan is to shoot the "pre-titles" action scene first, and use that as a lovely pitch to get the rest of the crew on board. And, I hope get some "Big Name" guests, possibly Terry Molloy, Nick Briggs and a number of other people who should probably be part of the whole project. ...