Michael Jackson is dead (this is a bad thing).

..., to be brief, she was thinking all crazy and shit, yo. So, I feel like all of the fawning over Jackson's career, and the people who piss on his memory out of some sort of imaginary obligation ...way, why do people put that at the END of shit? Should the summary be at the beginning, so you ... posts for, I've just started adding tags to shit in the last few months... Anyway, (*20 minutes ...

FICLET: Of Nicking, Smelly Tubes, and Firewhisky (Harry/G.Goyle)

...livejournal.com/1492.html   Harry decided it was high time for an adventure. Not the life-threatening, shit-your-pants adventure of yesteryear (which was actually just last year), but the kind that you wanted... minded the gap and squeezed past the doors just as they were shutting. Ah, the smell of piss, sweat and cologne, the best type of air to be gasping into your body like a suffocating ...

college!verse: Second Verse (Not Quite Same As The First) (J2, SC/JH, PG-13/NC-17, 40/45)

... Steve’s neck when he picked him up. Probably just to piss me off. That’s a line, right? I’m allowed ... he does that to you too, but this was just to piss me off. He is the gayest straight man I’ve ever ... you were, and it was only once. I felt like shit after, but I don’t really anymore.” “Okay.” “I ...t get it. You should have just told me. All that shit I said, calling you names and stuff? I didn’t ...

Lying in the Gutter:Looking at the Stars

... door slammed and he tried to push himself up to avoid drowning in the unsavoury stream of water, piss and ordure flowing down the street. He had lost the fight tonight and with it the chance of...the enemy without mercy and now he received his first order, spoken with military firmness, “You stink of shit, Ranuccio. Take off your clothes and put them outside the door.” “But they will be stolen in...

Fanfiction: The Wild Bunch Verses The Mafia

.... “I’ve seen little ones before and think they’re rather cute. You go right ahead and piss.” Consequently nothing happened in the bathroom and Mary never suspected trouble was right in front of her. The...was Al Capone’s crew?” he elaborated quietly. “Robbins is in the gun sights of the Mafia.” “Shit. I’ll be right there.” They pulled two chairs face to face for a discussion that lasted exactly...

...'t deserve you. 9. You're a cunt, a fucking arsehole. I wish I'd never met you! 8. Bitch, you don't deserve shit. 7. I want to be friends with you, but that's about it. I shouldn't have let it get that far. 6. YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF! I don't understand it. We had an agreement, it was just sex, that's all it was. But you keep acting like I...

My Experience At The Remember Me Set (Reposted From ONTD)

... classroom scene. Most of the onlookers were gone by then, mostly because the skies had opened decided to piss all over us. Anyway, back to Robert. We eventually got sick of waiting around for him in the rain... clothes, happy to get the fuck away from the mobs and drama. I'm too old for this shit, but am so glad I got to see him in the flesh, looking good, smelling good. Sources: ...

bandombigbang 09: Part 2 [Perhaps Vampire...]

... to start talking. About pertinent shit – not just whatever comes into ...stop ‘unintentionally’ causing riots and shit.” Kilky sighs. “My masters believe...problem talking to me about shit before.” Josh shrugs, standing back...pompous jackasses that like to piss people off more than they...does it’s doing a piss poor job of it. Mi...the supernatural ever. “Yeah, no shit, Schechter!” “Then what’s the...

Choices 4D/?, CSI Miami-Calleigh/Natalia, NC-17

...wait until he had evidence that was more concrete before calling Cerano. He didn't want to piss her off without her brother around.   ~*~   Finally, after a comfortable ride back to ... had the grace to blush, thinking foolishly that her voice had gone unheard. “Uh..”   “Uh?.... What?”   “Shit...” Cerano covered her face with a scarred hand, trying to shut the blonde out. “If ...

Kana Minamino: Hollywood G5-E5

... know, for being so fucking rich you guys have shit for movies,” Katashi said from where he was looking ... the room, handing the box to Katashi.  “The beginning shit is always so boring.  It’s the same pretty ... and sure I’d totally love to scare the piss out of those annoying girls, but I don’t... better about me killing you knowing all of this shit?” “So you used me,” Kana circled around him, trying...