Happy Holidays, asmallsmackerel!

...wrong. He and Cook spend the next hour trying to distract Marie from the pain. Sometimes they're even successful, like when Cook trots out that horrible pirate joke, and she actually laughs. But it turns into another scream, and tears leak out the sides of her eyes. David lets her squeeze his hands, ...

Tags: length: 5000+ fic rating: pg-13

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Published: 2 days, 23 hours ago (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:14:41 PST); 35 Kb

cookleta_xmas

Gift Fic for primroseshows

..., Suzuki-san," Sho laughs, a bit nervously. He's not sure if that was supposed to be a joke; the old man isn't known for his sense of humour. "Have a good one." He watches Suzuki-san... Ohno to fix the smudges where some bratty teenager thought it would be funny to write "Yamada is an ass pirate" with their finger in the chalk. Sho pulls out the staff binder from between the grinders on the bean ...

Tags: ninomiya kazunari ohno satoshi *year: 2009 *group: arashi *rating: pg-13

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Published: 2 days, 10 hours ago (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:30:29 PST); 49 Kb

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TBBT Quiz ... Results

...Two, You Can Be My Yoko Ono ("The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"), The Eye of the Tiger ("The Pirate Solution"). 16. Which cast members have we heard sing? All five. 17. What are the songs they ...Penny and Sheldon went to.) That always tickled me that the writers went for that little, mostly obscure joke. 31. What month is Leonard's birthday? May. 32. Which Star Trek movie does Raj consider ...

Tags: fan: misc

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Published: 2 days, 23 hours ago (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:25:16 PST); 14 Kb

sheldon_penny

Winter Exchange Prompt Masterlist!

... the raunchiest smut this side of the internet. -REMEMBER!!!! That fills can either be fic or art, as we want to keep this as open to participation as possible. -NO DOUCHEBAGGERY! That includes no fake/joke fills and other forms of meanness. Everyone's here to have fun, and remember that someone may be filing your request too, so lets have some mutual respect and we'll all get along just fine. ...

Tags: 2009 winter exchange

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Published: 3 days, 8 hours ago (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:06:08 PST); 23 Kb

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Gift fic for diamondsjack

... the two teams of juniors dressed in pirate style clothing (probably hand-me-downs from the KAT-TUN tour like the pirate ship they had placed on the beach...Kitayama. ”That reminds me of a joke.” Kawai groans, getting up to drag Kitayama...attached to the side of the fake pirate ship. ”Where's Taipi?” Goseki asks but...else and then sneaks to the fake pirate ship, climbing inside. He settles in next...

Tags: *year: 2009 *group: johnny's jrs. goseki koichi yara tomoyuki *group: news kato shigeaki koyama keiichiro *group: kinki kids miyata toshiya tamamori yuta *group: kat-tun

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Published: 3 days, 11 hours ago (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:06:27 PST); 65 Kb

je_holiday

[Fic] Heart of Glass (NC-17) 1/2 for c00kie

.... "Yeah, Sammy. You've been magicked away into some mirrorverse where, I dunno, I'm a space pirate with a dashing eyepatch, you're a girl, and Cas is rocking the devilish goatie." "Girl?" Sam ...way of doing things, that's all." Something uncertain flickers over Cas' face, and Dean sighs to himself. "Joke, Cas. Just like it was when Sam called me Pooh Bear back there." A frown appears. "Sometimes I...

Tags: length:15k-20k rating: nc-17 #xmas 2009 gift type: fic

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Published: 3 days, 12 hours ago (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:28:21 PST); 48 Kb

deancas_xmas

For tiamary, "Old Christmas Revived, Part II" by mamazano

...catch one of them infernal birds yer always squawkin’ about.” Pleased with his joke, Pintel chose that moment to let go of his end of the sack... just a baby! T’would be barbaric it would.” “Ah, the fierce pirate, he has made a pet out of the pig, no?” Pierre smiled... now pigs,” he muttered. “More like Noah’s ark than a pirate ship.” “Come, come, we must not waste time,” Pierre clapped his hands....

Tags: recipient: tiamary author: mamazano

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Published: 3 days, 14 hours ago (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:56:15 PST); 16 Kb

merrypirates

FIC: 'Everybody knows (except you)' - PG

...for Jackson and Vala and a strange folder sitting between them. Jackson smiles as if she's made a joke and Vala makes an affronted noise before pointing. 'This will be the tricky one.' --- one week and...Sam replies with a quick grin and consoling look to Cam, 'Sometimes I feel like some kind of pirate.' Ten minutes later, Sam declares it finished just as there's a phone call telling them SG-8's...

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Published: 3 days, 15 hours ago (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:56:42 PST); 34 Kb

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Ya Know..

... found so hilarious about a joke that they didn't hear.... x x x Aunt Kare Pirate Vest x x x x ... x x x x Uncle Don Pirate Shirt x x x...x x x x Uncle Gary Pirate Vest x x x... Vest x x x Pirate Shirt x x Darren Christmas Peanuts ...

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Published: 4 days, 21 hours ago (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:21:31 PST); 38 Kb

xora_reyn

10 Top 10s Part 4: Animation

... movie (originally titled American Dog, Rhino was a giant mutant rabbit and Mittens was a pirate-cat. No joke). The plot's recycled a tad from Toy Story, but its entertaining enough to stand on .... On DVD, I found myself pausing and rewinding just to catch every little joke. Wallace & Gromit have always been on the periphery of being known, never quite ...

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Published: 5 days, 12 hours ago (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:15:56 PST); 15 Kb

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