Oh lord, I have no life

... play Left 4 Dead. He sucked real bad. Scotty ended up getting hammered and tried to drunk dial Pard but I stopped him. "Mr. Scott, I must ask that you desist your attempts of initiating sexual intercourse with me." Poor Scotty. I really should have let him call Pard. Jim is obviously got Bones on his back in the background. Kirk ended up drinking too much gin ...

Luna Proditor - Lycanthropes

...Group Structure: Most species of shifter run in groups. For the wolves it's the pack, the leopards the pard, the rats the clan and so on. Each group has its own way of doing things (see their ... are as follows: * All groups have a hierarchy from leadership down. Sometimes it's loose, as with the pard, others it's set in stone. But every group has one and it is as follows: Leadership, Alphas, ...

Original: The Pard

.... "Neither. I will be the Pard." The words were sudden, escaping from ... my jaw. "Much less become the Pard." I felt something crack with the ... mere knight, I would become the Pard." I expected laughter and was shocked...more important. "Would you be the Pard if you could?" There was no...know is I spoke of the Pard." Another long silence and Annice ... for the king or the Pard or any of the other ...

Everyday normal guy, pard deux

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Nerd Meme

'cause My Bestest Pard EJ was doing it and I follow where she leads. :D I'm a little surprised at how high I scored on these and I wasn't aware how dumb, dorky, and awkward I really am. And here I thought I was just a shy writing nerd. LOL!

...face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and ...

Seems our little toy's run off.

... he took her with him.  Yeah I wanted her dead, but thinking back on it, she made an impression with the new Master of the City.  might be able to use her to move into St. Louis and take over the pard there.  Would be one step up from the dregs here. Hopefully the hunter I sent will be able to figure a way to lure her back here. I know she's been back in the house.  That damn fruity perfume of ...

rape this from chirorichan

... and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator .   You are the lovely uke! Sometimes you are shy, but ever sweet, adorable and cute. You can give people their smile back and make them happy. If someone only wants to talk or just take a walk they can comes to you, because they know you are honest and you can be earnest too. So, you are the perfect pard for the romantic Seme and the dark Seme.  

Snake

..., they fell off and it grew 4 more etc. There ended up being a pil of about 6 white heads and 6 black heads. I finaly thought it was dead but then it grew just the one head back again. Next thing I know, a good pard of the snake is inside this mans mouth, don't know how it go there. My dad goes up to this guy, blows in his ear and the snake dies or retreats or something and then woke up! Ideas?

Meme livresque

J'ai été tagguée par flo_nelja   ... dooonc voici le meme de lecture! \o/ +++INTRODUCTIONS+++ 1. What's your name? Coline (mais vous pouvez m'appeller Lumy ou Khlada ou Lady, je réponds quand même dans la rue... duh) 2. Do you read a lot? Je lis moins en ce moment, mais c'est surtout par période. Je peux lire énormèment / ne pas lire / lire énormèment / ne pas lire... c'est très ...