It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, no, it's Cap on a bicycle...

...- Doctor: *snaps on gloves and starts positioning his fingers at the base of Raina's nose* Raina: Ouch. Steve: You're doing that HERE? Doctor: What better time than the present? Tony: *cringes* Doctor:... gauntlet with me right now you bastard! Doctor: *takes it like...well...a man who just got punched in the face - walks out* Steve: Doubt we'll be seeing him for another two minutes. Tony: ...

Trinity of One (a tale of love, loss and redemption) 4/9

... I don't get any sexy times at all and only get slapped in the face if I'm lucky and punched out if I'm not. Not to mention that the possibility of any future encounter with that person is rendered .... He'd had to pinch himself to be convinced he was really awake. Which he only did the once because ... ouch! Rodney used up the time until John was set to return - and, no, he wasn't checking every ...

Hogwarts Exposed: Chapter 24 - Till Death Do Us Part (Part II)

...phrase is used to relate physical looks and personality, but I guess it could also work in this case.” “OUCH!” Danel4d: I know it’s a clunky line, Harry, but that’s a bit of an exaggeration. ... “May I…” His words drifted off, but still she nodded her head yes. Snape: And then he punched her in the face . Slowly he reached out to touch her. When finally his fingers made contact, electricity...

Round 1 - Crime - Team B - "The Curious Case of Draco Malfoy"

... Harry, who was getting pinned by Madam Malkin, let out an “Ouch!” when the witch accidentally prodded him in the leg. “Ron!” ...… stoning…” Hermione gave him a look and he swore and punched a nearby cushion. “Fine!” he conceded, looking absolutely miserable. “I ...?” Hermione asked bluntly. “Hermione!” Ron hollered, his face burning. “Ouch!” Harry cried out as another pin went into his side. “...

I'm Only Sleeping

...the door. Nothing. Then he knocked. Nothing. All patience gone, Paul slammed a fist on the door. Ouch. The sound of splashing and some drowsy explicative came from behind the door. "Get out of the bath ... his two friends. "Laugh it up, guys. Next time me and Paulie here won't share." Ringo punched John's arm playfully. "We'll be glad to not interrupt you two blokes." "Shut it!" Paul spat...

... from a long time ago at a bat man themed birthday party, guess who I was? And FYI, I got the bruise after pretending to eat my sister's Jack n the box food, she punched my arm, but was wearing one of those metal spike bracelets so it was extra ouch.

Sex, Lies and Red K: Part 3 of 3 (Smallville AU - COMPLETE!)

... them. He saw a couple of them clutch bleeding cuts. Like he cared. They'd heal. The thug he'd punched lay motionless in the middle of the glass, bleeding from multiple wounds. Kal looked around for more thugs but they all ... I was hit with the other day. He's tough but… I have to make sure he's all right." "Ouch," the FBI agent winced. He nodded. "Go on. We'll be by later to see how you guys are. ...

to a place we never kept (2/2) (entourage)

... is Turtle. He doesn't know the meaning of the word gentleman." "Ouch," said Turtle, clutching his chest. "E's a gentleman," said Vince..."Hmm," Eric said vaguely, and tried valiantly to mount a comeback. "Ouch," Vince said, wincing at the carnage that followed. Eric sighed and ...told you, it was real , you know?" "Yeah," Eric said, then punched Vince in the arm. "It is real now," he said, "...

[caricature] [interlude]

... vibrated. Jesus Christ, did Composers hold the World Record for Texting? ‘Ouch, that hurt, Neku.’ ‘Good’ Neku cracked a weak smile and spared a ... sweeping over the boy slowly. And that was when Neku promptly punched Joshua square in the face. “You! You just don’t do ... Joshua’s hand from his face, eying the spot he had punched before looking the Composer straight in the eye. “…what, seriously?”...

Pt. 1 - Made For Each Other (9/?)

...a bit more complicated. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Beta: Claire :) Author Notes: SORRY!! Previous Chapters “Ouch, damn it, Joe!” Victoria barked at him as the four of them tried to get into the kitchen.... And don’t worry about the sex thing… no one is prettier than you.” William playfully punched him on the arm. “Go to sleep, big shot.” * * * Patrick slid into bed next...