Today in 536, Byzantine General Belisarius entered Rome while the Ostrogoths peacefully left the city. Sure they did. Okay, maybe they left without any violence, but you know there was some trash talking going on. I can just imagine crowds of Ostrogoths walking out of the city yelling, "You're a poophead!" and "Your mother washes her hair with hummus!" as they...

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My first ever prank Wikipedia article! I went from Passover to Jesus to Ravenna to the Ostrogoths to the Visigoths to some Visigoth king and then to votive offerings and then to this. Hah.