oh shit

I was going to sit down and relax for half an hour with LJ, but dunkelpig asked me to print out the "10 funniest jokes" page she had up. And our brand new printer is jamming at every thing I try to do with it. Screaming at hardware is not my, or D's, idea of a good way to relax either of us for bed. I don't THINK there's anything really wrong with it, but the angle we have it at in ...

"THE ROOF IS ON FIRE. THE ROOF IS - OH FUCK ME, IT REALLY IS."

Hellooooooooooo~! Today, I stopped doing hellish shit at work and started working on the kinds of things I like, so yay to that. :D More time for me~. Also, I would like to give you all this as food for thought as to why Hetalia is awesome and you should ALL LOVE IT: Quote: Switzerland: *chases Italy with a shotgun* D < Switzerland: THIS TIME I'LL REALLY KILL YOU. Switzerland: You won't get ...

Candy aftermath

...referred to butter. A minute after I inhaled that thing I was in trouble! I thought, Oh, i must be on the sensitive side and reacting to crappy chocolate processed on peanut-loving equipment. Then a few not-very-nice breaths later I read the wrapper. Oh shit! I did albuterol, took benadryl, brushed my teeth, by that point was feeling super awful.I sat back down to do...

... that she, uh, loved, me, I've been bothered like shit. I don't know, it was just, really unexpected. I mean,... in, and I saw Katy waiting on a table by the window. She looked...beautiful. Worried. Oh, shit. "Hey, K." I said, forcing a smile as I approached her. I gave her a pat on...? I don’t know. I looked down again, avoiding her face. Oh fuck. Katy: "Yeah" I said simply as I looked at the coffee...

... 14. Google anything for no apparent reason, just because I know google knows a lot of shit. 15. Think crocs are the ugliest thing created by man. 16. Come home from school and ... get to the cold side. 19. Go to class in the morning then turn to the person beside me and say, "Oh shit, we had homework?" 20. Say 'BRB' when I'm not really going anywhere but neither is the conversation. 21. Hate it...

brb going to go give Kurt major hugs now

... then found out the dude also had Ghost Ship up, oh man yes, fuck anyone who is rolling their eyes at ... if Nicole got booted off I was gonna lose my shit. So excited for the showdown! Nicole is 100% amazing... And damnit Artie, why you gotta do a thing, "Oh I can't date someone without a disability" fuck ... super douchey fyi. And Kurrrrrrrrrt *sob sob sob* And oh man next week looks so good SO GOOD I am...

I was just going to have some dry food.

...she doesn't shoot paste or smoke gak or any of that other ill shit that afflicted some of the jazz/blues legends. Look at that long, ...to get along with/a flake. You can read about all of that shit on her wikipedia page . I mean, she entered the tournament and is so... character traits do leave me with a lot to puzzle over. Man-oh-man-oh-man. This is tough. Before I started writing, I was initially ...

Ean Frowns at my Checking of Horoscopes.

... overly emotional is not a productive frame of mind for you. (No shit!) You should seek out some sort of distraction to help you work ...not exactly lazy, but you're not exactly motivated, either. (Again: No shit!) This is probably due to a perceived lack of excitement in today'... is going to be fun!" because chances are, it's not. >.> Oh, well. At least I've started (and will hopefully finish) a ...

...? Sure thing. Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating? Oh yeah. Do you like sharpies? LOVE THEM. Kissed someone that had a... by the opposite sex?: In a playful way, like in the arm. Oh, and my boyfriend accidentally punched my vagina last Saturday. Have you ever ... and giving all the credit to Obama. Because really, the president has shit to do with gas prices. You just won a free trip to...

Fetish Night, Fashionistas

... of molestation, fucking Ivan the terrible stuff. Oh yeah, but this is what it was... I... of fire, spanking, whipping, chainsaws, and candles. Oh let not forget the most awesome excursion into... them, I didn't really give a shit, but maybe if I try to meet them...cause I wanted to get laid or some shit that night. But with KK, it just ... suck? Do you say sexy a lot? Oh yes! Very sexy! Do you like to have...