Of Bruises and Baby Oil: A Crack!Fick Epic (part one)

... to calm “ Let's not be dumb, you ar e n't a boxer, you are no t a ninja, and Gee is a little youn- ” “ Don't you fucking say it, don't you DARE! He is...narrowly avoiding another headbutt. Billie glares at the back of sweat-slicked hair, using your own cranium is as a weapon is a dirty fucking trick in his book Billie decides, noticing he i s having a harder and harder time ...

... and a broken laser-pointer, also from the trash. She had considered, briefly, offering up some of her ninja weapons or maybe a talisman or two, but that shit was expensive, man. And this would totally do ... . . . actually, whatever on the mind, I'll be the brains of this outfit And may their weapon be so totally sweet that everyone we face cries like a little bitch In the name of the Kisaragi line...

Generation Kill: A Pic & Quote Spam; 2/4

...Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking ninja. Sgt. Larry Shawn 'Pappy' Patrick: Sir, has any thought ... exploding progeny. Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Sir, the main weapon on your point vehicle is unreliable. Given the prevailing ...worst of all, the motherfucker doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up ...

The Legend of...You know, I'm not sure what.

...on the boat's head. "a black ninja" sideswipe said. wut. "a black ninjcat" ...arms. What the hell? A black ninja cat? Named Effie? I do NOT remember any black ninja cats in ANY Zelda or Transformers games.... have a feeling there is a weapon we need to help us in ...sword, a sheild, and a strange weapon i never seen before" heather said...."why did it refuse me? no weapon has ever refused me as its ...

group theme!

... : Lauraaaaaaa~ Previously Stamped As : regular - Reno/Dona, class - thief (i think?), class mirror - ninja, dissidia - Squall, main party - Penelo & Zack Fair, match - Zack Fair, mirror - Vincent Valentine, Oerba Yun Fang, race - Burmecian, song - quiet determination, stereotype - reluctant hero, villain - Kadaj, weapon - sword, world - FFVII. [ i n R E A L I T Y ] Let's start off ...

HAPPY H/D HOLIDAYS, PENGUIN474!

...cameras. His glasses are more like the nerd-specs I had imagined, but Harry still wears them like a weapon, and less like a tool to help him see. I turn over the picture quickly. I don't want...you didn’t use any magic?” Mr Potter replies, a breadcrumb flying from his mouth. I shoot up, my ninja-like reflexes failing me as I knock into the table, banging my knees and shaking the gold china plates...

[Log] The Good Life

... do much damage even with a weapon. I'd rather worry more about ..., and that, combined with their ninja reflexes, would make for an easy ... he had asked about being a ninja. It was his personal business after...I know have made it as ninja," he said rather offhandedly as he...don't always take kindly to ninja." Which was a complete and ... given they lived in a ninja village.... Izumo sauntered down the ...

Ninja Assassin

...martial arts epic, like, now. Title: Ninja Assassin IMDB Page: http://www.... or compassion, become the perfect weapon, blah blah blah, and there's ... revolves around the Black Sand ninja clan and how they've ... sweet shadow effects with the ninja attacks. Not the fighting itself, ... go to a movie entitled "Ninja Assassin," I think you know ... be in a secluded, secret ninja training camp full of only ...

NINJA ASSASSIN

...do the math there. Anyway, Ninja Assassin . The movie starts out...Better got decapitated, because the ninja heard his doomy little story...swords around, having flashbacks to ninja training academy at the drop...this one. NOTE TO HOLLYWOOD: NINJA ASSASSIN SORTA GOT THIS RIGHT...Vague additional references to tragic ninja childhood go here. NOTE: When...on my face with no weapon going to get killed' by...

Another Ninja Assasin post

...big break in the hollywood thriller Ninja Assasin. The 27-year-old Korean...A Love To Kill (2005). For Ninja Assasin, in which he plays a leaner, meaner ninja named Raizo, the training was more extreme. ... shot at Hollywood success with Ninja Assasin, a vehicle created for ... Silver, who has backed Lethal Weapon (1987), Die Hard (1988) and ...to appeal to teenage boys. So, Ninja Assasin, which is made for ...