2009 Movie Review #21: "Up"

... to see "Up" today, in 3D.  Since then, we've sort of had a philosophical discussion about this movie. Anyway, it's really cute & the CGI is wonderful, as well as beautiful.  However, it's sort of depressing at times & some of the content is kinda heavy.  So, is it really a movie for kids?! The story is a little odd, a little different.  Old man/little boy, talking dogs, evil adventurer (...

Movie Review: Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen

... mouth. Omph! Okay, seriously! This movie started well enough. Even though...be featured heavily throughout the movie, but that's always been...pretty much throughout the entire movie. Yeah! Fucking yeah! About fucking...guy" robots throughout the entire movie. Michael Bay must have checked...will see Wheelie in the movie, and you'll say out...Cybertronian writings. So half the movie is him going from location...

Belated "Origins" Review

... it was supposed to be reviewed by another member of the Bullet Reviews staff, who mysteriously disappeared, after which time I was asked to cover for her. Which I did, and enjoyed doing so immensely. I also want y'all to keep in mind that I wrote this before I knew anything about the X-Men 'verse beyond what I learned from the movies. So just.....yeah. All right, read my review ! (Please.)

MOVIE REVIEW - Moon

...to the plants. Moon is a movie about Sam Bell, and the end...as Sam Rockwell does in this movie. And also that it was such...happy thrill to be watching a movie where there was no obviously inevitable...If the thoughts inspired by this movie are the type that keep Deacon...its own precociousness. This is a movie about systems, and about the ...The Wrestler ). So much of this movie’s integrity comes from how ...

Salvage review

... still waiting for a similar treatment of Finsbury Park Mosque and the July 7 bombings. Two real horrors thus emerge. First, British horror directors are playing it too safe at present. Second, anything they do that is grounded in reality – i.e. a 28 Days Later or Salvage rather than a Dog Soldiers – cannot match up to the horror of the reality we are actually in. “It’s only a movie,” indeed...

sparksoflight keeps threatening to make me show people the DVD of NINJA TERMINATOR (review is here) , but tyfach has saved you all for a while longer! He found this genius clip (for info, the movie really is as bad as it looks here.)

...much. It wasnt as original as the first one" Go on, take that in, I'll wait. The first Bayformers movie was original. You know, because there werent several lines of toys, or many many television programs about it. I got ZERO review done, I just kind of sat there in a stupidity induced haze. It's nice to know that when my opinion ...

REVIEW/RAMBLINGS ON: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen . Overall an entertaining ride.... seems really different from the first movie suddenly. IDK, CONTINUITY WHAT ARE YOU...makes me more confused about the movie continuity. Weren't Optimus and Megatron..., ironically, more interesting in the movie instead of his original G1 ... be working. Good points... Funny movie, LOTS OF FUCKING ROBOTS, lots of...

A Witty Title to Come Later

Just got back from a midnight showing of Transformers 2.  I'm not going to write a full review of it right now, since it's pretty late.  However, I will say that any problems you had with the amount of robots fighting in the previous movie has been addressed.  Also, the Optimus/Megatron fight is far less one-sided this time around.

2012: THE YEAR ROLAND EMMERICH FINALLY DESTROYS EVERYTHING

... and say that this is the Roland Emmerich movie I am most looking forward to more than ... to see it ever since reading a hilarious review of the script on Ain't It Cool ... strike script which means no rewrites and the review describes how much of the movie consists of Cusack and his family in airplanes ... I think this scene description from the AICN script review should tell you all you need to know ...