And the verdict is: Platypus

... tides of karma reaping and sowing the proverbial wheat in a field of confusion and empty minds.  Feel the warm folds of disdain flower against your skin as you learn that Chester dumped Gilda for Mortichi, that Jërgnkx the Norwegian kid cheated on HçÖsßurl the Austrian girl and now their respective countries are going to war. My oh my does karma understand the myriad intricate weave.  The sides ...