Secret Santa

... and sniped, it was simply what he did in world meetings.  After all, nothing would get done if everyone simply agreed, or at least not done well.   Conflict provided impetus; he’d learned that long ago.  ... England loved, and dreamed of, and—well, might as admit to the whole of it, the America he mooned over like a damned besotted fool, was America , from sea to bloody shining sea.   And his ...

#3: Undone (Jaejoong/Changmin)

... obsession. You know Junsu because everyone knows Junsu— the boy who ... laugh bright enough to make everyone forgive him for it. Jaejoong'... group to look out for everyone. Of course, that explains why ... as much as you make everyone else believe. 04. You wince ... 07. He needs his sleep, everyone unanimously agrees. But the truth ... You're under a two-mooned sky struggling to make your ...

...8.5 [ ] You hate ordering food at restaurants [ ] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well [ ] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say [ ... a year. 20. Had sex. 21. Done drugs. 22. Drank alcohol. 23. Smoked a cigarette. 24. Mooned someone. 25. Flashed someone. 26. Stayed up all night. 27. Had surgery. 28. Lost someone to ...

FIC: Throwdown (Harry/Tonks)

...'d expected, possibly because he had trouble completing the easiest of tasks. By the end of the day, everyone must have thought he was mental, if not stupid. He'd had vague plans for a hurried wank... surprise," she said, "And a good flashing is always helpful for shock value." "So I should have mooned him, then?" he managed, though it came out with an embarrassing squeak at the end as he reached up...

EMPHASIS. DRAMA. FUCK OFF!

..."I turned seventeen yesterday, actually. It was a glorious occasion in which I got rightfully pissed underage and mooned my English teacher. I've got like a month's worth of detention and it's on my ...I was always bullied a little. Usually for my glasses or because I was practically a midget compared to everyone else. But I showed those fuckers. I won all their marbles and later on, fair and square-...

a long meme

... but I'm not that flexible. E ? Eggs: I can make a mean omelet. ? Eyes: Brown and green. ? Everyone has: a few stupid opinions. ? Ever failed a class?: No. Dropped out of college a couple times ... hormones. M ? Milk flavor: Coffee. ? Movie: The Princess Bride is the best movie of all time. ? Mooned anyone?: No. ? Marriage: Not in my plans. ? Motion sickness?: Nope. I have a fairly solid stomach. ?...

DVD Commentary - When was the last time you saw a penguin in England anyway?

... was hi-fucking-larious to put on the show in a stupid blue-mooned pointed hat and the fakest beard Arthur’s ever seen), just grunts into...point they were going to be doing it on set right next to everyone so I was already going to hell, why not make my ride .... Merlin looks up from where he’d already grabbed his long blue-mooned robe off the hanger. “What are you--?” Arthur throws the costume down ...

mini_nanowrimo Day 17 [word count: 685]

...swore too but he had his doubts. For him, boot camp was easy but that worried him. Although everyone treated him like he was special already, he was about to go somewhere that prided itself on being... When your SEAL team and others meet “ “Shut the fuck up, fag!” someone yelled and Jimmy mooned the general direction of the voice. JD laughed, feeling better. With Jimmy keeping them laughing, he ...

Blood Crimson, ch. 2

... Gibbs only two sheets to it, so he’s capable of handling the helm with some small assistance below. Everyone else pretty much unconscious.” He shook his head. “Even as pick-up crews go, this one’s got ... floor. I spent two years watching you fly all over the bloody map in pursuit of a boy who mooned and sulked after you but seemed a great deal more interested in his father’s welfare than in yours. ...

the only food in my house is chef boyardi. it might be as old as i am.

... or computers or whatever the hell the course is, everyone split into partners to do an "ergonomic assessment" ... had "been informed of every VDT-related condition," everyone stared into space again. After a while, the ...What I'm trying to say is that she mooned me like eighty times, but I probably flashed her .... It's become a rule between pretty much everyone in our group of friends that if a pillow...