When we start killing, it all will be falling down... [Narrative/Closed]

... minx leapt from his master to the ground, scurrying ahead to sniff through the wreckage. Lysander did not believe anyone had been inside ... into view by one arm. "Seijigaeru!" Lysander exclaimed, the disc monkey whirring and clanking as it stumbled toward the human. "You ...should think so. The entire tea house collapsed upon you." The monkey hopped once and nearly fell over. Picking it up, Lysander...

Halloween game poll - results from last year's

...-- eagle [info]gurudata -- eagle [info]crescentroses -- Eagle [info]steph_emu -- Eagle [info]horsie -- Monkey [info]faintheart -- Eagle [info]sternschwester -- fox [info]sara_soet -- Rhino [info]breakingthrunow -- Bear ... own nuts [info]taitumhaze -- Eat raw meat without fear of colon cancer [info]katiethewriter -- sniff another's butt [info]duowolf -- fly [info]bobrhyn -- Fly [info]chershey -- kill...

On why my agent doesn't love me (sniff, poor me)

...-fiction. What about you writing about moving to Australia?" Monkey-shines: "It's a great idea, Mike. Weird story... advice. A lot of people must be doing that." Monkey-shines. "Oh yeah, herds. Like about 200 000 South ... I take my job with me." o'Mike: "Oh." Monkey-shines: "But it would still make a hilarious, bizarre... to think this is not what the non-fiction publishing world wants. (sniff. Poor me.)

Alexander

My new kitty baby may be a monkey in disguise. He is a shoulder sitter and sometimes wants to be a fur hat. He talks a lot!   He talks when he... stage to one of resignation. They still refuse to interact with him beyond loud warning hisses and swats, but Bebop gave him a sniff inspection this morning and Sasha would very much like to play with him if she could do it where I wouldn't actually see ...

Friday, October 16th, 2009

...Fics by solsticezero [Jack, Ianto, Tosh, Gwen, Master, Rhiannon | PG & PG-13] Is It Party Time? by totally4ryo [Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Tosh, Owen, OC | PG] Scratch 'n Sniff by jadekirk [Ianto, Martha, Jack | PG] Nowhere by niffler09 [Jack/Ianto | PG] Fetal Attraction by rustydog [Jack, Alice Guppy | PG] Tech Girl by scripps [Tosh | PG-13]...

Powdery White

...Denny's menu memorized, huh? It makes me feel all lowly and sad. Sniff. See? I can make sad panda faces, too. You have the most ... of the cage and into Cassidy's arms, holding onto him like a monkey. "You are incredible . Sexy. You are amazing and clingy and we should really ... he slides from the booth, waiting to hold on to Cass like a monkey again as they walk to the car. "You can hum, you can...

Bad Cat ~ First post

...morning and get up, instead of slamming their monkey fists on them carelessly as the machines make...which she always leaves open for air. I sniff the air outside before hopping onto the ... again and continuing on my route. I sniff the air and listen. I can hear ... piece of cooked chicken is waiting, I sniff it and lick my lips. I'll... a dog with a ball, ridiculous. I sniff the air again and my head jerks ...

Bad Cat ~ First post

...morning and get up, instead of slamming their monkey fists on them carelessly as the machines make...which she always leaves open for air. I sniff the air outside before hopping onto the ... again and continuing on my route. I sniff the air and listen. I can hear ... piece of cooked chicken is waiting, I sniff it and lick my lips. I'll... a dog with a ball, ridiculous. I sniff the air again and my head jerks ...

Prompt fic 4-Life's A Zoo

...won’t say anything.” “I promise not to hurt Haskell or Brishen on purpose,” Haniel said with a sniff, wiping his nose with the back of his hand. Asmodai laughed, catching the attention of all the people... slapped his chest hard. “Stop teasing. Its bad manners. Come along, boys. We still have the monkey house to see before it’s time to go.” Hildreth ushered Asmodai along the path and Haniel waved...

... from trembling.‭ ‬ Breathing slowly,‭ ‬Damon tried to maintain his composure,‭ ‬but he felt himself sniff,‭ ‬tears rolling down his perfect cheek.‭  ‬Wiping them away,‭ ‬he did not look at Jamie,‭ ‬... shooting questions at the exhausted pair.  "Jamie has been brilliant with the Gorillaz project as well as Monkey: Journey to the West.  Whats next for you Jamie?  Do you think Damon is jealous of your...