Just a Wee Bit o'Editing and Voila! It's a Good Movie!

...! I'm watching a Slumberland edit of Episode I. Wow! Sooooo much better. That cut out all the extra B.S., like most of the dumb Jar Jar moments, extra scenes, lots of stuff in the pod race, midichlorians. All the stupid stuff that most fans were moaning about after it was released. It's trimmed. Even Jar Jar doesn't seem half bad if you can block out the original edit. No. It's true. He really ...

За долгое время наконец-то на баше аццкий отжЫг.

... Вейдера ) Снайпер Ффф-хщщщщ.... Aleks используй силу ) Снайпер #include class CVader : public CJedi { private: void FeelDisturbance(CForce &force); public: void BreathIn(int loudness); void BreathOut(int loudness); void UseForce(CForce &force, CJedi target); }; Снайпер Чёто не компилится: [C Error 0x3F9] force.h(398) - Midichlorians not found Aleks Хреновый из тебя ситх %)

Covalent Bonds, part 25

... feel stuffed, and not in a good way. Obi-Wan grunted along with Siri, holding her waist tightly. Over the past few days, he had grown into the ability of perceiving his Anakinesque level of midichlorians and sensed them adapting, flowing, protecting him from the radiation. But they had limits, as did all things. Siri's waist had tensed, then released. She lolled against him, her helmeted head ...

Merry Christmas fic from my home to yours

...his midichlorian count so long ago. Talk to me, midichlorians! Teach me how to guard my Master! He ..., Master." Anakin felt the Force as his midichlorians churned through no will of his own. He ... the Order. And to the galaxy. Anakin's midichlorians had never communicated so clearly. He acted. .... Well, and from touching machines. Thank you, midichlorians. "Nope, the adrenaline's still flowing. I'm...

For the last time people: Midichlorians are NOT the force. They are simply organisms within you that are connected with the force and are attracted to individuals with strong force abilities.

... visually stunning than the original trilogy. Star Wars fans know this, and so we hate it even more. We hate it with the burning passion of a setting pair of twin suns. Jar Jar Binks, Midichlorians, technology that is blatantly more sophisticated than the "later" original trilogy…we despise all of it. There's nothing a Star Wars fan hates more than a Star Wars prequel. They demystified Boba Fett, ...